Sex & Shenanigans

Now you’re speaking my language....

Lumpia is great…they’re like…if Mexican taquitos and Chinese egg rolls adopted and raised a a Filipino baby 🤣 Egg roll-style wrappers, but they’re filled with seasoned meat and open on the ends like taquitos, but they’re small like spring rolls, so you can eat a fuckton of them 🤤

Everyone loves a good happy ending 🥰
This is the best thing I've read on the Internet .... In a while-ish, today.... 🫶
 
I am heading out for the day. Celebrating my birthday by either going to the ocean or the mountains. Not sure which. In the spirit of my favorite Chaos Demon, I may just flip a coin when I get to the fork in the road.

Happy Birthday! Ladies doesn't this call for boobs in his inbox?

It was Wednesday. Pretty much boob free, though @Amanda330 was going to be thinking of me during an orgasm, so there was that...
Hey! I felt like death on Wednesday, but I posted belated birthday shower boobs on…Friday?
 
Wait what ...
Perhaps you missed the beginning of all this since it started Thursday lol.

I made a joke about having bit off a guys testicles, and while the bruises on my boobs are in fact from him being rough with them while I was on top, it did not, in fact, while I bit off his jewels,
 
Perhaps you missed the beginning of all this since it started Thursday lol.

I made a joke about having bit off a guys testicles, and while the bruises on my boobs are in fact from him being rough with them while I was on top, it did not, in fact, while I bit off his jewels,
So I didn't miss, marked boob pics......
🫡🫡
I vaguely remember Thursdays testicular talk....
Because I do remember the bitting conversation.... Because ... Well reasons. 😁
 
Friends ... I need help.... I need a smutty word that starts with "U"
It could also be sexy or slutty....
Undressed
Undulating
Uninhibited

I have zero fomo.
If shit happens and I miss it, so much the better. I can't think of much that'd be better than getting a couple extra hours of sleep.
In fact, now that I'm awake, I'm afraid of missing out on more nap.
Ugh…totes jelly, the FOMO is fucking reeeal

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday. I can't wait to do as WhiskeyJack and get out of these damn clothes. Tuxedos are so stuffy. 🥵
Rawr?
 
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