Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

I’d have fun with you all summer
You gorgeous woman, you!
Thanks!

I might meet my match in the teeth department here!

 

[Taegul]

I sure hope the “pillows” being referred to isn’t a euphemism for boobs because honey, just looking at yours has put my back in a spasm!

I guarantee you she'd be safe in a car accident. 2 airbags on her chest and one on her neck/shoulders.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sometimes, it pays to ask “pics or it didn’t happen”. Sorry, my tea was empty.

I came in at precisely the right time.

 

[AuntieDisco]

A @TotallyNotTaegul sighting

 

[MissLabelled]

I came in at precisely the right time.

Joining me in a cup of tea?

 

[Taegul]

A @TotallyNotTaegul sighting

https://lakergifs.com/wp-content/uploads/dontfeedtrollsTW.gif

 

[AuntieDisco]

https://lakergifs.com/wp-content/uploads/dontfeedtrollsTW.gif

Shush you hater!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Joining me in a cup of tea?

Change it to coffee and I’m game.

 

[MissLabelled]

Change it to coffee and I’m game.

For you, we can definitely switch it to coffee!

 

[AuntieDisco]

Change it to coffee and I’m game.

I was about to say the same? Even though I wasn’t extended an invitation
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[LupineOne]

I might meet my match in the teeth department here!

I hope that’s a good thing

 

[MissLabelled]

I was about to say the same? Even though I wasn’t extended an invitation
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You are always welcome, no invite necessary!

 

[BrendaBear]

I hope that’s a good thing

Teeth? Have you considered the talent a wolf must have with his tongue? And what about that snout??

Just sayin…

I’ll shut up again…

 

[MissLabelled]

I hope that’s a good thing

Without question!

 

[BrendaBear]

I might meet my match in the teeth department here!

I hope that’s a good thing

Teeth? Have you considered the talent a wolf must have with his tongue? And what about that snout??

Just sayin…

I’ll shut up again…

I probably should have kept context there.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Let's just have an orgy and everyone can come? And cum.

Now you’re speaking my language!

Jesus Christ you all are some sluts. I take ONE day off to drink in meat space with friends. And sing karaoke. I love karaoke. And I love you. Total eclipse of the heart.

What is a "meat space" ?

Good karaoke choice btw.

Are you drunk? What is, "drink in meat space with friends?"

Just in case the “meat space” questions haven’t been answered yet: do you want the real answer or the dirty one?

Had to google what Lumpia are ……
Now I want lumpia

This is the boat I'm in too

Lumpia is great…they’re like…if Mexican taquitos and Chinese egg rolls adopted and raised a a Filipino baby Egg roll-style wrappers, but they’re filled with seasoned meat and open on the ends like taquitos, but they’re small like spring rolls, so you can eat a fuckton of them

Once upon a time, I got drunk and ate some dick. Everyone lived happily ever after.

Everyone loves a good happy ending

 

[LupineOne]

I probably should have kept context there.

Brenda Bear, that was perfect. Tongue would be there as well as teeth, no question

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For you, we can definitely switch it to coffee!

If she’s coming to the slumber party you’ll need to pat her down…thoroughly.

 

[BrendaBear]

Now you’re speaking my language!

I misread that as “spanking my language”.

 

[MissLabelled]

If she’s coming to the slumber party you’ll need to pat her down…thoroughly.

Oh, don’t you worry your little head, I will Definitely. Pat. Her. Down. …. Thoroughly!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, don’t you worry your little head, I will Definitely. Pat. Her. Down. …. Thoroughly!

I trust you…utterly.

 

[Bry1313]

You have such unusual vacation destinations! I know next to nothing about Färöarna, what's drawing you there?

The shop vac story is more believable than the Faroe Islands vacation story.

 

[MissLabelled]

The shop vac story is more believable than the Faroe Islands vacation story.

Not to spread further rumours but there is a rare horse breed there.

https://www.tiktok.com/video/7228333606798757147

 

[dawn_of_night]

Why are you in a tuxedo?

I have the same question

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, I was still lounging in bed, doing not much at all, when my wife came up and laid down to take a nap herself. So I figured I'd be gentlemanly and keep her company.

These are the best naps! Literally