What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[DirtyMarine]

Anything at all

 

[Shenanigans90]

Boxer briefs, I’m free balling with a Tom Petty earworm.

 

[LustyScribe]

Hunting apparel

 

[Rj_1954]

Cotton Candy underwear

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing that which I am wearing in another universe.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing clothing made from poison ivy...

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not wearing Uma Thurman’s Poison Ivy costume.

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing that which I am wearing in another universe.

Are you wearing a goatee there?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a parachute

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing anything that would make you think I’m a Tom of Finland model.

 

[EctoJohn]

Are you wearing a goatee there?

I'm not wearing a goatee in another universe due to already having a beard in this universe.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a saloon girl outfit from the old western movies.

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s lucky snake skin headband.

 

[LustyScribe]

I’m not wearing Uma Thurman’s Poison Ivy costume.

Coincidentally, I am not wearing a poison ivy Speedo.

 

[LustyScribe]

I am not wearing @Rj_1954 ’s lucky snake skin headband.

Wasn't so lucky for the snake. Just sayin'...

 

[Wriggle]

Body paint

 

[Nightbird]

Im not wearing a Shirt..

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing the Nemean lion's pelt.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a Target on my ass...

 

[DirtyMarine]

Clothes

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing tabi shoes.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a karate uniform

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing a long fur coat with nothing underneath.

This is Las Vegas... way too hot for that already.

 

[kathyisgr65]

I am not wearing my thinking cap... beware

 

[Rj_1954]

I am not wearing my thinking cap... beware

I will, hand it over...

I'm not wearing a smile, today, yet