Sex & Shenanigans

[Lord Pmann]

Really, we're all to blame. We just all have so much nonsensical shit to say...

And boobies to post...

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[Taegul]

Oops

https://y.yarn.co/972fb996-ced8-44d7-a56c-e8b470dcc2cd_text.gif

 

[Amanda330]

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@Mr_bogey

Relatable. Ngl.

 

[Amanda330]

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Must've missed something...

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I mean .. I just learned how to make emojis work this week....

 

[lavendersilk]

I mean .. I just learned how to make emojis work this week....

*searches dawn's posts for the past seven days*

 

[crazychemgirl]

*searches dawn's posts for the past seven days*

Right?!!!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

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That got the attention of my clitoris

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

That got the attention of my clitoris

Psst...I need a muff update!

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst...I need a muff update!

*Removes pants*

 

[HarryHill]

*searches dawn's posts for the past seven days*

What's the count?

 

[Taegul]

Dear @Amanda330 ,

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That is all.

Sincerely,
Taegul, Knight of Poonshire and Guardian of the Perpetual Boner Realm

 

[Lord Pmann]

Must've missed something...

I injured my hoof clicking.

Bless you for your service.

I mean .. I just learned how to make emojis work this week....

Yet, no emoji?

That got the attention of my clitoris

If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.

Psst...I need a muff update!

Is yours old or out of date? IndieMuff 1.0 isn’t doing it?

 

[Amanda330]

Dear @Amanda330 ,

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcnBrd3gxcWw1NGdzODI4ZG5tOGp3aGRsZTVjbnB1ZTA0ZHdrNWlvNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/l2Sq7xOR4ElGgOUfe/giphy.gif

That is all.

Sincerely,
Taegul, Knight of Poonshire and Guardian of the Perpetual Boner Realm

Sounds so official... Lol.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Psst...I need a muff update!

Ok pervs, so you've got as long as it takes for Indie to react/respond/me to come back and notice.

 

[StillRain]

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Whew. I’d never have drive thru again.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’ll distract her with a helicopter

I do hope you spelled helicockter wrong

 

[Lord Pmann]

Ok pervs, so you've got as long as it takes for Indie to react/respond/me to come back and notice.

They’ll expel you from your hippie state for that. I hear they do forced muffs in the Pacific Northwest. It’s a real issue. I’m trying to get the ACLU involved.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

@Lord Pmann what the hell are you doing here? Isn't it past your bedtime.
You weren't supposed to see that

 

[dawn_of_night]

*searches dawn's posts for the past seven days*

It was tonight....

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I’m trying to get the ACLU involved.

Stop flirting with me.

 

[Lord Pmann]

@Lord Pmann what the hell are you doing here? Isn't it past your bedtime.
You weren't supposed to see that

Oh you know you wanted me to see that.

And to be fair, I thought that beaver emoji was a horse.

 

[vagrantx]

Ok pervs, so you've got as long as it takes for Indie to react/respond/me to come back and notice.

In the immortal words of Morrisey

As I live and breathe
You have killed me

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Is yours old or out of date? IndieMuff 1.0 isn’t doing it?

Mine's broken.

Ok pervs, so you've got as long as it takes for Indie to react/respond/me to come back and notice.

Damn woman. Smooth as a baby seal!

 

[lavendersilk]

It was tonight....

I found it you sexy thing.