Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

My poor reputation is so tarnished.

And whose fault is that?

 

[dawn_of_night]

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[Lord Pmann]

And whose fault is that?

1. The Russians
2. @Trekka
3. The Chinese
4. The Kentucky Derby Association
5. Donald Trump
6. Hunter Biden and those shady laptop pics. Motherfucker doesn’t know how to scrub a hard drive.
7. Most of the women on Lit
8. My co-workers
9. Secretariat

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

1. The Russians
2. @Trekka
3. The Chinese
4. The Kentucky Derby Association
5. Donald Trump
6. Hunter Biden and those shady laptop pics. Motherfucker doesn’t know how to scrub a hard drive.
7. Most of the women on Lit
8. My co-workers
9. Secretariat

You forgot

10. Poor life choices

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got home from The Lego Store.
My poor child was overwhelmed. He didn't know where to look first. It was awesome. He picked out 3 sets totaling about $100, which is really letting us off easy because we were prepared to spend twice that.
And best of all (for me), the store next to the Lego Store is an international candy store, and I was able to get Milka bars and European Cadbury bars - not the cheap American-made ones. It was a good evening.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You forgot

10. Poor life choices

You’ll notice I left out anything where I take personal responsibility. So no. Not that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Just got home from The Lego Store.
My poor child was overwhelmed. He didn't know where to look first. It was awesome. He picked out 3 sets totaling about $100, which is really letting us off easy because we were prepared to spend twice that.
And best of all (for me), the store next to the Lego Store is an international candy store, and I was able to get Milka bars and European Cadbury bars - not the cheap American-made ones. It was a good evening.

Awwww that’s adorable!!!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You’ll notice I left out anything where I take personal responsibility. So no. Not that.

I noticed. That's why I helped you out, buddy.

 

[Amanda330]

Just got home from The Lego Store.
My poor child was overwhelmed. He didn't know where to look first. It was awesome. He picked out 3 sets totaling about $100, which is really letting us off easy because we were prepared to spend twice that.
And best of all (for me), the store next to the Lego Store is an international candy store, and I was able to get Milka bars and European Cadbury bars - not the cheap American-made ones. It was a good evening.

I'm so glad everyone had a good time.

 

[vagrantx]

You’ll notice I left out anything where I take personal responsibility. So no. Not that.

Uh, no you didn't. Item number nine clearly states Secretariat, and I am not completely convinced that you are not, in fact, a horse.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If the Canucks lose I’m not getting laid tonight … those fuckers better know what is on the line and play well tonight.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Uh, no you didn't. Item number nine clearly states Secretariat, and I am not completely convinced that you are not, in fact, a horse.

Do you have any idea how hard it would be to type with hooves?

It’s very difficult.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok shenanigang … I have an announcement..


I know we’re less than 100 pages until the 4000 page S&S Awards … but I think as an attempt to win every award possible.. @SalaciousMonkey22 has taken post whoring to a whole new level.

It is with a heavy heart, that I say the awards have been cancelled for 4000 pages.

Awards will resume for page 5000…. They will probably end up being a “Best Of” … take the time to think about all the best moments of the past 5000 pages and 1 year of this amazing thread filled with all the best people!!!

so all you fuckers.., thank @SalaciousMonkey22 for the predicament you find yourself in. Maybe hop on over to the Wanker Awards and make your nominations to him there.

I'm so disappointed in you @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[vagrantx]

Do you have any idea how hard it would be to type with hooves?

It’s very difficult.

He somehow managed to write this absolute masterpiece of a poem, so, no. I think it'd be alright.

 

[HarryHill]

Post Whores?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Post Whores?

Yes dear … very much so.

 

[HarryHill]

Yes dear … very much so.

Are we getting our cut?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are we getting our cut?

Probably not.

 

[Amanda330]

I'm so disappointed in you @SalaciousMonkey22

Really, we're all to blame. We just all have so much nonsensical shit to say...

And boobies to post...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Really, we're all to blame. We just all have so much nonsensical shit to say...

And boobies to post...

Tease.

 

[Amanda330]

Tease.

Oops

 

[HarryHill]

Probably not.

Really, we're all to blame. We just all have so much nonsensical shit to say...

And boobies to post...

Bless you.

 

[Taegul]

I didn't ever ask if you touched it... I literally don't want to know

Yeah you do, and you know it.

Lying is not one of your stronger talents...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Oops

You're forgiven. For literally everything you've ever done or will ever do.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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