Sex & Shenanigans

[aussiegeekygal]

Ladies… tell me.


When you are ovulating do you want to just fuck and fuck and fuck and FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

Yes

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

First, this bad kitty wants to wish @UnquietDreams a happy post-birthday weekend!

And you thought I was done, I have way too much love in me

@lavendersilk goodness you are a beautiful soul! Artistic, sexy, subtle in your comedic jabs, I love finding your photo posts and am always sad if I missed them.

@Kitty_so_frisky a sports gal, a Lakers fan, passionate about tacos and her culture, and so full of dedication recapping this thread and showing us all what we missed! Hope you feel better soon!

@UnquietDreams your 750 words story is the first thing I read on here, and I always look forward to your music posts to see what tidbit I might glean from them. Generous in giving out compliments, helping me in my learning of accepting them graciously.

I’ve lost track of who I’ve mentioned and who I ain’t. But I’m pretty sure I ain’t mentioned @Kitty_so_frisky whom I love and appreciate so much as one of the first people who was chatty with me when I arrived here and as a fellow Angeleno who’s love for this town exceeds even my own and a constant cheerleader for good vibes. She’s the best and her tidal wave of dopamine inducing likes is a crucial part of my morning routine.

Did I mention her fantastic rack? Oh man.

You didn't but I'm going to! @Kitty_so_frisky I love your boobies. And I hope you are feeling better and that your appointment goes well!

Thank you all!
I think it went okay. I got my boobs squished today Follow Lit Rule #3 for the “before”

I would be remiss if I did not call out @Indie whom we all know is sweet as candy and kind as a spring breeze. However she was also mental enough to invite me into her life back when most of you were still wondering if I ever shut up? So you know, lessons learned all around.

You forgot to mention what a cute butt @Indie has!

Ladies… tell me.


When you are ovulating do you want to just fuck and fuck and fuck and FUUUUUUCK!!!!!

I mean…that’s default mode for me But if you must know, I get extra frisky in the last couple days right before my period
Better than dealing with PMS!

I swear to fuck if @Mr_bogey sent a nude to ANYONE but me, @Tigobitties98 @PassionatePanther and @OrdinaryPerson I would burn this whole place to the ground.

No wait, I should be on @Mr_bogey ’s exemptions list too! I haven’t turned him down yet when he asks me to send (non-boobs) pics that he missed! (He never misses the boobs)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Alright fuckers and fuckettes …


In the spirit of shenanigans peace … say something nice about at least 1 poster here.


@SalaciousMonkey22 is smart, witty and entirely worthy of the attention whore award.

Too many fine fuckers and fuckettes...

@BrendaD is generous to her friends.

@hotoldrguy is far braver than I am (he posted his butthole on OP's "Butthole" thread.

@OrdinaryPerson has shown immense patience with asshats like me.

@dawn_of_night has an incredible pair of, uh, lips (see her Av).

Wolfie @LupineOne makes the room cooler just by showing up *(although the Lit Women all get humid when he posts a selfie).

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

So did I miss anything??

Wait… if I didn’t respond to something, sorry - I might have missed it and I don’t have the energy to go back.

Please tell me there was glorious innuendo, lots of lovey, supportive talk, and plenty of flirting.

Hmm...flirting? innuendo?

So, what's a nice girl like you doing coming here often?

(No, that's not right)

Can I buy you a phone number? (Close but no cigar)

Can you have a look at my car, its making a funny noise? (That'll work)

 

[dawn_of_night]

Too many fine fuckers and fuckettes...

@dawn_of_night has an incredible pair of, uh, lips (see her Av).

Stud, you use flattery.... And it means the world to me

 

[BrendaBear]

Too many fine fuckers and fuckettes...

@BrendaD is generous to her friends.

@hotoldrguy is far braver than I am (he posted his butthole on OP's "Butthole" thread.

@OrdinaryPerson has shown immense patience with asshats like me.

@dawn_of_night has an incredible pair of, uh, lips (see her Av).

Wolfie @LupineOne makes the room cooler just by showing up *(although the Lit Women all get humid when he posts a selfie).

Other than that first bitch you mentioned… I love all these people too… my day is better when I see posts from any of them, or you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

@Indie is the kindest soul with the best backside I’ve ever seen

This is why you're my favorite

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I would be remiss if I did not call out @Indie whom we all know is sweet as candy and kind as a spring breeze. However she was also mental enough to invite me into her life back when most of you were still wondering if I ever shut up? So you know, lessons learned all around.

I've been known to make questionable decisions

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is why you're my favorite

Ahem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've been known to make questionable decisions

But everyone loves you for them.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ahem

Hey baby. Did I miss the awards?!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I've been known to make questionable decisions

Baby!!!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey baby. Did I miss the awards?!

Ahhhhh about that…,:

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Baby!!!!

Daddy!!!!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey baby. Did I miss the awards?!

You missed @SalaciousMonkey22 ruining them and getting them canceled

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

You missed @SalaciousMonkey22 ruining them and getting them canceled

Who invited him anyway?

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This is why you're my favorite

Hey, when the man's right, he's right.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Who invited him anyway?

I heard you did ...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I heard you did ...

Gross.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey, when the man's right, he's right.

Thanks handsome

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who invited him anyway?

https://media3.giphy.com/media/I964k1zDSJK70jnmKE/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7edqo8j1xkg0mdjwiy2cwssqdd1caudow227kc062&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/I964k1zDSJK70jnmKE/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7edqo8j1xkg0mdjwiy2cwssqdd1caudow227kc062&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Are you sure about that?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you sure about that?

I have full faith and confidence that @BrendaD data will fully exonerate me your highness.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

So I take a few days off and come back to @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 trying to be the best new couple and everyone is tagging @Lmizzler . Did I miss anything else?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I take a few days off and come back to @Bry1313 and @SalaciousMonkey22 trying to be the best new couple and everyone is tagging @Lmizzler . Did I miss anything else?

Ahem, we’re not “trying” anything. We’re slaying everything.