Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

@ everyone love you guys.

 

[hotoldrguy]

fixed

although hang

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve lost track of who I’ve mentioned and who I ain’t. But I’m pretty sure I ain’t mentioned @Kitty_so_frisky whom I love and appreciate so much as one of the first people who was chatty with me when I arrived here and as a fellow Angeleno who’s love for this town exceeds even my own and a constant cheerleader for good vibes. She’s the best and her tidal wave of dopamine inducing likes is a crucial part of my morning routine.

 

[lavendersilk]

although hang

That's what I was thinking. *high five*

 

[Taegul]

although hang

I'm at work right now.

I want his job instead.

 

[hotoldrguy]

That's what I was thinking. *high five*

*high five*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve lost track of who I’ve mentioned and who I ain’t. But I’m pretty sure I ain’t mentioned @Kitty_so_frisky whom I love and appreciate so much as one of the first people who was chatty with me when I arrived here and as a fellow Angeleno who’s love for this town exceeds even my own and a constant cheerleader for good vibes. She’s the best and her tidal wave of dopamine inducing likes is a crucial part of my morning routine.

Did I mention her fantastic rack? Oh man.

 

[MissLabelled]

So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

I think it’s just me and Hitachi this weekend.

 

[GSDom]

I think it’s just me and Hitachi this weekend.

Soooo dinner and a movie? Lol

 

[Amanda330]

Did I mention her fantastic rack? Oh man.

You didn't but I'm going to! @Kitty_so_frisky I love your boobies. And I hope you are feeling better and that your appointment goes well!

 

[Amanda330]

I think it’s just me and Hitachi this weekend.

Sometimes that's enough....

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and bang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

I kicked it Billie Eilish style earlier (in front of a mirror I mean). No other real visual or audio aids were required. Although this self-love meditation audio that I love played in the background. (Look, you asked, okay?)
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[AuntieDisco]

My kumbaya list. Sorry in advance if I unintentionally leave anyone out.

@crazychemgirl you're like the easiest person to befriend. We started talking one day and it was like "Yeah, we are pals." You're silly and like-minded and easy to laugh with. Also we share a love of ink and funky hair colors. Which is awesome.

@Tigobitties98 you're fun and hilarious and facinating, not to mention seggsy af. Like you always bust out with some story about yourself and I'm like "Oh wow that's cool." I love our convos. And your t-shirts.

@Bry1313 and @OrdinaryPerson You two are fucking hilarious and make me laugh daily. I'm glad we're all pals.

@PassionatePanther You sent me your boobs once for my birthday. That was pretty cool. But really, youre a blast and a great friend and I want to smack your tush.

@morelikeasong We dont talk nearly enough these days but you're a crushable beautiful sexy beast and I'm glad we met.

@AuntieDisco You! Honestly, you and @PassionatePanther make me want to move to Canada. You're cool and fun and sexy and I love talking to you

@Amanda330 I love your vibe and your style. You're so easy to get along with and you're fun, hilarious, and seggsy af.

I love and value all of you. For real

Aww….thanks NRJ you’re the best! You should move because you can access pornhub and sex.com very easily here. And if you do move maybe @crazychemgirl @PassionatePanther @MissLabelled and I should have a get together then

 

[MissLabelled]

Soooo dinner and a movie? Lol

What time should I be ready?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I see it's still not safe to come back

 

[GSDom]

What time should I be ready?

How’d you know my middle name was Hitachi?

Pick you up at 7.

 

[GSDom]

I see it's still not safe to come back

It’s always safe to cum again. You know that.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see it's still not safe to come back

It is..!


Check my sexadventures post

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think it’s just me and Hitachi this weekend.

You’ve been pretty busy. Sheesh. So greedy.

 

[Bry1313]

I must of. Hit me in the PM so @crazychemgirl and @Tigobitties98 can be jelly for once.

I’ll always save my best stuff for you, and not the spite twins.

 

[MissLabelled]

Sometimes that's enough....

It’s never let me down and it asks for so little in return.

I kicked it Billie Eilish style earlier (in front of a mirror I mean). No other real visual or audio aids were required. Although this self-love meditation audio that I love played in the background. (Look, you asked, okay?)

I read a book called Pleasure Activism and there is a chapter in there all about masturbation and how people need to do much more of it. I agree with that chapter, and therefore with Billie too

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok since it’s FRIYAY … and we’re all in a kickass mood thanks to the love fest …


What’s on the sexy agenda for the night / weekend … ???


How are you getting your sexy on?


Gonna go home from work and bang your spouse until they can’t remember colours?

Going to masturbate furiously to all the sexy photos on lit?

Going to get completely drunk of high until you can taste the number 12?



So tell me…. What’s the sexventure on your plate?

I’m hoping so having a little of all of the above

 

[UnquietDreams]

Rope bunny would def be hang. But I think she meant bang.

I live in a silly state that hasn't legalized mary jane yet but I really wanna know what 12 tastes like.

I haven't broken this one out in a while, so...

Washington was the first state to legalize cannabis for recreational use. Come on up. You can use my bed, I'll sleep on the couch. I am a gentleman, I promise.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ll always save my best stuff for you, and not the spite twins.

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Suck it @crazychemgirl!

Whom I love and adore as the terrible and gracious leader of this chemical dependency inducing place.

 

[MissLabelled]

You’ve been pretty busy. Sheesh. So greedy.

I think I may be addicted to biting off testicles fucking.