Sex & Shenanigans

You know, that just might be the answer...I'm just not clever enough to get away with it, no matter how much it is deserved.

Boy, this thread gets dark.
I love that this thread bounces from dark to sexybto absurd without missing a beat. Which is why the folks here are definitely my kind of people (I don't know if that's a compliment or not😉) Everyone except @SalaciousMonkey22 , he knows what he did!
 
I love that this thread bounces from dark to sexybto absurd without missing a beat. Which is why the folks here are definitely my kind of people (I don't know if that's a compliment or not😉) Everyone except @SalaciousMonkey22 , he knows what he did!
Oh, Tig! I have a question!

This is my Meisterstück classic. Have you ever compared it to a Waterman? Because I find I like the feel of the Waterman better on paper. You seem to be the Montblanc fan on the board.
 
Ok so I can’t be the only one who wonders … if there was absolutely no way you would get caught… that you wouldn’t kill someone.
No. One, I’m too empathetic of a creature to just kill anyone simply because I wouldn’t get caught.

I also know myself well enough that if someone maliciously killed someone I love, I’d be perfectly happy torturing and killing them.
 
No. One, I’m too empathetic of a creature to just kill anyone simply because I wouldn’t get caught.

I also know myself well enough that if someone maliciously killed someone I love, I’d be perfectly happy torturing and killing them.
Samesies as well.
 
No. One, I’m too empathetic of a creature to just kill anyone simply because I wouldn’t get caught.

I also know myself well enough that if someone maliciously killed someone I love, I’d be perfectly happy torturing and killing them.
Exactly! But if someone messes with my people (which to me is just like saying my cubs)? Mama bear is going to shred them to pieces. 🥰🥰🥰
 
I'm just logging in so I've no idea what's been discussed so far. Has the thread made it to the time machine/baby Hitler scenario yet?

You're God Damn right I would.

Probably would.

There were plenty of others than Hitler too, though. At a certain point, who knows what kind of monster might have stepped up instead?
 
Ok, enough of that.

Anyone else ever behind the wheel and you can't stop thinking, "What if my airbags malfunctioned and deployed randomly right in my face?"

And as you're driving you can't stop staring at the center of your wheel just waiting for it to happen? Just me?
 
Ok, enough of that.

Anyone else ever behind the wheel and you can't stop thinking, "What if my airbags malfunctioned and deployed randomly right in my face?"

And as you're driving you can't stop staring at the center of your wheel just waiting for it to happen? Just me?
Yes. Also get nervous when I start drumming Phil Colins too hard on the steering wheel.
 
Ok, enough of that.

Anyone else ever behind the wheel and you can't stop thinking, "What if my airbags malfunctioned and deployed randomly right in my face?"

And as you're driving you can't stop staring at the center of your wheel just waiting for it to happen? Just me?
I worked for GM for a very short time. Got to watch videos of that exact scenario.

Spoiler: it doesn't go well for your nose. And then you crash.
 
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