Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Why am I reading this in a Smurf voice?

You don't read all of them in a Smurf voice?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You don't read all of them in a Smurf voice?

No, I know what she sounds like. But when she is bobbing boobs outside boob club what am I supposed to do?

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, I know what she sounds like. But when she is bobbing boobs outside boob club what am I supposed to do?

I think you’ve heard all our voices.

 

[Amanda330]

Okay I have a legit question here. Ball gags... seems like they could be hot in theory cause the person can't talk back... but are they actually hot in real life? Like would they just be drooling all over the place and end up with a sore jaw? Has anyone ever tried one?

I've had one. Rarely used it. I can't shut up long enough to make it worthwhile. And breathing sometimes sounded like a fart because the air escaping my mouth too quickly against the ball... Which was not really all that sexy

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think you’ve heard all our voices.

All except the mysterious Boobler Boobden

 

[MissLabelled]

Thread 'Boobs and Books'
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/boobs-and-books.1575209/

Clicks ‘Watch’

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I've had one. Rarely used it. I can't shut up long enough to make it worthwhile. And breathing sometimes sounded like a fart because the air escaping my mouth too quickly against the ball... Which was not really all that sexy

I’m so conflicted emotionally right now.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Y'all. Remember the book club pizza deal from Pizza Hut back in the day. What if we update this? A strip club called Books & Boobs were you can only get in once you've completed 10 books. We'll educate and titalte in equal measure!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I've had one. Rarely used it. I can't shut up long enough to make it worthwhile. And breathing sometimes sounded like a fart because the air escaping my mouth too quickly against the ball... Which was not really all that sexy

I’ve had jaw surgery … no ball gags for me.

But that mental image made me laugh out loud so hard… so thanks for that.

 

[Taegul]

And breathing sometimes sounded like a fart because the air escaping my mouth too quickly against the ball... Which was not really all that sexy

Speak for yourself.

Yay Brazilian fart porn!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I’ve had jaw surgery … no ball gags for me.

But that mental image made me laugh out loud so hard… so thanks for that.

Anytime, daddy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’ve had jaw surgery … no ball gags for me.

But that mental image made me laugh out loud so hard… so thanks for that.

But also kinda horny too…right? I’m not the weirdo here? Right?

 

[crazychemgirl]

But also kinda horny too…right? I’m not the weirdo here? Right?

In this group sweetie … you are no more weird than the rest of us.

 

[MindYaBitness]

In this group sweetie … you are no more weird than the rest of us.

Speak for yourself! *trots off to enjoy pen-porn*

 

[Bry1313]

I would hope so. The human body should hover around the 37°C

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Oo4AVP5JeT0nOSv7kq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9520ietlz6uhbvj6u34lv18h3hv1r4lodrshjsl19bc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Mr_bogey]

Does she get one of your specialty curated cock pics ??

Absolutely

 

[__Nathan1968]

I've had one. Rarely used it. I can't shut up long enough to make it worthwhile. And breathing sometimes sounded like a fart because the air escaping my mouth too quickly against the ball... Which was not really all that sexy

Public Service Announcement:

If he tells you this is a ball gag -


He’s fucking with you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Does that mean you will be sending me a pic of your ass?

If I ever find it, I will.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

In this group sweetie … you are no more weird than the rest of us.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/OBEuVXeD01OO4mYuDe/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7stl5nstiu84a3wb9ojpvcenn8vor1qagwtgocixv&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

Speak for yourself! *trots off to enjoy pen-porn*

This is why I fucking adore you … your fantabulous tits and gorgeous face are just a bonus.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Absolutely

I swear to god, if you post any kind of poultry, I'm spamming your inbox with every kind of Pen Montblanc makes!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

If I ever find it, I will.

Psst, it’s where the poop come out.

No…the other one

 

[MissLabelled]

https://media3.giphy.com/media/Oo4AVP5JeT0nOSv7kq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b9520ietlz6uhbvj6u34lv18h3hv1r4lodrshjsl19bc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I’m actually surprised it took this long before receiving one of these

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/OBEuVXeD01OO4mYuDe/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7stl5nstiu84a3wb9ojpvcenn8vor1qagwtgocixv&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

exactly!!! It’s not.

 

[Amanda330]

Speak for yourself.

Yay Brazilian fart porn!!!

Wait... But why Brazilian?