Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

We were trying new ties. This one in particular had my hands bound immediately which prevented me from being my usual bratty self. And while he was tying me up he casually says that after a few more practice sessions with this particular tie, he’ll have me walking around like this at the next party. Now considering my ass is fully exposed with this look, with a lower body harness that started mid thigh and went downwards, I knew exactly what he had in mind.

I don’t even like spiders and stilll….

 

[MissLabelled]

Did not expect this one at all

I dislike eggs immensely. Everything about them, ever since I was a child. The only time I will eat them is when they are in baked goods.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Majestic AF

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Lmao @ sugar balls … definitely using this one in the future.

Between “sugar balls” and “honey dick,” we’re going to have a lot of confuzzled and horngry men around here

Let’s just all agree, no one write any “sexy” poetry today and we should be good. Got it everyone? Great.

*Crumples up my sexy poem about bacon*

I'm not surprised. It wasn't expected to happen like... 1 week later.

3k was March 21st. At this rate and taking the weekend slowdown into consideration, it’ll probably be about 1 month and 3 days

Only if you like tacos and booze in the sun

Is the sun part negotiable?

Can I roll mine up so they don't fall apart like @Bry1313 's structurally unsound monstrosities?

You can do whatever you want with your own food, just know you won’t be allowed to still call it a taco

 

[MissLabelled]

Please promise me if you decide to share details someplace... that you'll let me know where... you wouldn't let a sister down, right?

I would never let you down darling Brenda. You can usually find me here on Sundays

 

[Mr_bogey]

We were trying new ties. This one in particular had my hands bound immediately which prevented me from being my usual bratty self. And while he was tying me up he casually says that after a few more practice sessions with this particular tie, he’ll have me walking around like this at the next party. Now considering my ass is fully exposed with this look, with a lower body harness that started mid thigh and went downwards, I knew exactly what he had in mind.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Finally home from what might be one of my worst days of subbing yet. 7th graders are terrible.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I will try just about anything. What I find amazing is the number of things I have not tried that sound really nasty, though I would try them anyway.

Some things I have tried that were truly awful to me...

Jellyfish salad
Raw squid
Sea cucumber
Liver
Pig blood soup
Papaya
Fermented bean paste

I don't love raw squid
What kind of fermented bean paste was it?

The rest I'm either fine with or like

 

[Amanda330]

I dislike eggs immensely. Everything about them, ever since I was a child. The only time I will eat them is when they are in baked goods.

What about boobs when you lie down? According to @Bry1313 they look like eggs...

 

[BrendaBear]

I would never let you down darling Brenda. You can usually find me here on Sundays

Oh! Thank you!! That is awesome!!!

 

[Amanda330]

I don't love raw squid
What kind of fermented bean paste was it?

The rest I'm either fine with or like

Interesting.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/n8DErzry3AIpYTiXUB/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952rrr2b05pi70fnvg33umz6z98ewqj1mcluqc53gp6&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[UnquietDreams]

Majestic AF

I always translate AF to "as foretold," in the most ominous manner I can.

https://voca.ro/1owEoR8tcni3

 

[Mrtenant]

I don't love raw squid
What kind of fermented bean paste was it?

The rest I'm either fine with or like

It was korean style fermented bean paste. Looked like hell, smelled worse, taste like barf.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

We were trying new ties. This one in particular had my hands bound immediately which prevented me from being my usual bratty self. And while he was tying me up he casually says that after a few more practice sessions with this particular tie, he’ll have me walking around like this at the next party. Now considering my ass is fully exposed with this look, with a lower body harness that started mid thigh and went downwards, I knew exactly what he had in mind.

I think you might be living my fantasies and looking like it too

 

[BrendaBear]

Finally home from what might be one of my worst days of sobbing yet. 7th graders are terrible.

Fixed it for you?

I am glad you are home and it is over.

 

[BrendaBear]

I think you might be living my fantasies and looking like it too

Mine too.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/bZJjzCeddvUAAAAC/baby-rapunzel-tangled.gif

 

[MissLabelled]

What about boobs when you lie down? According to @Bry1313 they look like eggs...

My aversion to eggs should indicate that boobs, even when lying down, do not in fact look like eggs. Because I love boobs!

 

[UnquietDreams]

My aversion to eggs should indicate that boobs, even when lying down, do not in fact look like eggs. Because I love boobs!

Who doesn't love boobs?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I don't get it. Do you want me to be concerned for you or not??!

 

[Mr_bogey]

I think you might be living my fantasies and looking like it too

I didn't see any food in that post

 

[Bry1313]

What about boobs when you lie down? According to @Bry1313 they look like eggs...

https://media1.tenor.com/m/23U3Qt9peEkAAAAC/are-we-really-doing-this-again-miriam-maisel.gif

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I didn't see any food in that post

Hey baby

 

[MissLabelled]

I didn't see any food in that post

I am the food. She can gobble me up anytime!

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/23U3Qt9peEkAAAAC/are-we-really-doing-this-again-miriam-maisel.gif

 

[Amanda330]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/23U3Qt9peEkAAAAC/are-we-really-doing-this-again-miriam-maisel.gif

What? I'm just quoting you, honey...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Hey baby

Repel the demon weed