Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

"Listen this is fun and all but could you move about three feet down?"

Unicorns don't talk. They lie there and let their horns be ridden, quietly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

But why is this so true!!!????

Except you look like an angel in every photo I've seen of you

 

[Amanda330]

Except you look like an angel in every photo I've seen of you

Like I'd ever post one like that here.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Unicorns don't talk. They lie there and let their horns be ridden, quietly.

But then how would they communicate with the couple they're fucking?

 

[UnquietDreams]

But why is this so true!!!????

Sweetie, if this is true for you, a picture of you from your mirror would make my heart stop completely.

 

[MissLabelled]

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And here we have the real reason I crop the face out of my photos.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unicorns don't talk. They lie there and let their horns be ridden, quietly.

I'm not sure "quietly" fits, but at least non-vocally.

 

[vagrantx]

Unicorns don't talk. They lie there and let their horns be ridden, quietly.

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

https://i.ibb.co/vkzCS8G/jessicorn-walk.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

A walk in the sun is so invigorating

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

https://i.ibb.co/vkzCS8G/jessicorn-walk.jpg

 

[MissLabelled]

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

https://i.ibb.co/vkzCS8G/jessicorn-walk.jpg

How about a picnic, next to a stream, and reading poetry.

 

[vagrantx]

I WANT IT! GIVE!

 

[Lmizzler]

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

2 sightings in 1 day. It must be a unicorn for sure

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Happy Friday, everybody

 

[crazychemgirl]

How about a picnic, next to a stream, and reading poetry.

smutty poetry?

If so.. @NRJLIVES4ever has a hoetry thread

 

[UnquietDreams]

I WANT IT! GIVE!

Okay, this one is just a bit creepier...

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sounds like you need to take better care of your unicorn! Hug them. Bond with them. Maybe bring them to dinner, and a nice walk in the sun

https://i.ibb.co/vkzCS8G/jessicorn-walk.jpg

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[UnquietDreams]

smutty poetry?

If so.. @NRJLIVES4ever has a hoetry thread

John Donne!
Sappho!
Oh! “Basket of Figs” by ellen bass... that one is hot.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[vagrantx]

How about a picnic, next to a stream, and reading poetry.

smutty poetry?

If so.. @NRJLIVES4ever has a hoetry thread

Here's some smutty poetry for you

https://vocaroo.com/19Yzi1KR0qlH

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[crazychemgirl]

Here's some smutty poetry for you

https://vocaroo.com/19Yzi1KR0qlH

I have NO idea what was going on the whole time but…

 

[UnquietDreams]

Here's some smutty poetry for you

https://vocaroo.com/19Yzi1KR0qlH

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Heading into Friday like….

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Well…I guess I’m awake now.