Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Also … I hope you are all prepared to behave today … I will check in with you all later … maybe. Maybe not. Might be drunk on a patio somewhere.

If we behave can we get drunk with you?
If we misbehave can we get even drunker with you?

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not mentally prepared to do another S&S Awards … just so you know.

I'm not surprised. It wasn't expected to happen like... 1 week later.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If we behave can we get drunk with you?
If we misbehave can we get even drunker with you?

Only if you like tacos and booze in the sun

 

[MissLabelled]

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All I was trying to do *sniffle* was keep this the nice place @crazychemgirl makes it *snuffle* and then everything went so wrong.

Oh hey. Maybe snuggle a little tighter. It’s very soft and comforting.

There there sweet little monkey, keeping this thread from falling apart is a tough job. That’s why a woman is in charge.

*squeezes you tighter*

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Only if you like tacos and booze in the sun

Don't threaten me with a good time.

 

[vagrantx]

Only if you like tacos

Can I roll mine up so they don't fall apart like @Bry1313 's structurally unsound monstrosities?

 

[__Nathan1968]

The Sex & Shenanigans Library is open for your reading pleasure.

 

[Bry1313]

Can I roll mine up so they don't fall apart like @Bry1313 's structurally unsound monstrosities?

Why are you so close to perfect but then do this? Why?

 

[vagrantx]

Why are you so close to perfect but then do this? Why?

Även solen har fläckar.

Even the sun has spots.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, @Amanda330 is ok and all.

Oh man! Remember that time in the shower….oh wait…you don’t. Nevermind.

 

[Bry1313]

Only if you like tacos and booze in the sun

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[Bry1313]

Även solen har fläckar.

Even the sun has spots.

But sunspots are cool, your mini burritos……less cool.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There there sweet little monkey, keeping this thread from falling apart is a tough job. That’s why a woman is in charge.

*squeezes you tighter*

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[vagrantx]

But sunspots are cool, your mini burritos……less cool.

Astronomy puns. +2 charisma for Bry

 

[MissLabelled]

It's my highly professional opinion as an untrained doctor that, girl, you look positively fffffffine

Could you take a closer look, to be sure?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Meet you at the Ypsilanti, MI water tower


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I can't wait until it starts leaking

 

[MissLabelled]

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I think I was just seduced by a gif!

 

[Bry1313]

Astronomy puns. +2 charisma for Bry

Me after I made the “cool” joke, congrats on your honorary dad-dom


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[willlph]

Is that the elusive fainting unicorn ?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I think I was just seduced by a gif!

They’re my one thing. Everyone needs one.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I am not mentally prepared to do another S&S Awards … just so you know.

I can save you a lot of trouble and give you the categories if you want...
And the winners

 

[vagrantx]

Could you take a closer look, to be sure?

I'm just sitting here staring. I was on such a roll today, throwing poetry around, and then you go and render me speechless! Miss, you take my breath away. I like that. Good girl.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Me after I made the “cool” joke, congrats on your honorary dad-dom

I thought this wasn’t your kink?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Oh man! Remember that time in the shower….oh wait…you don’t. Nevermind.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can save you a lot of trouble and give you the categories if you want...
And the winners

I can’t win EVERYTHIING

Though I should. I really really should. What would you people do without me? Besides stay caught up of course.