Sex & Shenanigans

I’d choose Batman myself. His film would inevitably feature more toys and brooding darkness and drama. He has a slew of options with Catwoman or Poison Ivy or Harley Quinn to choose from. Or he has some great guys to choose from if you swing that way with Robin, the Joker, or even Alfred.

Imagine the story lines. Cause that’s what porn is for right?!?!?!


But Superman has Lois Lane and there has never been an ugly version of Lois Lane. (Teri Hatcher 🥵)
 
Who do you want them fucking?
Excellent question!

Let me break down my headcannon..

Batman- No doubt him and Catwoman have great and kinky sex. Possibly in and out of costume. She definitely keeps those leggings on sometimes and utilizes that whip. Also Talia AL Ghul. Totally crazy good lay. Batman is in peak human physical condition so he can fuck.

Superman- He's pretty wholesome altogether. But he's also good looking and women are drawn to him. He'd generally be more vanilla overall but he's also got stamina for days. So the few that are lucky to have had him are pretty satisfied. I picture him and Wonder Woman having a fling sometime before him and Lois officially started dating. It's a sex match-up for the ages. Lois I think would generally also be vanilla but being a reporter she's researched and wants to try some shit. And they would have a pretty active sex life.

I've put thought into this. Feel free to ask me anything.
 
I’m going Batman, Superman would just go one way and that’s fast and hard. There is no finesse to Superman plus he’s all righteous, truth, American way BS.

If I’m making super hero porn, I’m here for the darkness and the gadgets.
 
Excellent question!

Let me break down my headcannon..

Batman- No doubt him and Catwoman have great and kinky sex. Possibly in and out of costume. She definitely keeps those leggings on sometimes and utilizes that whip. Also Talia AL Ghul. Totally crazy good lay. Batman is in peak human physical condition so he can fuck.

Superman- He's pretty wholesome altogether. But he's also good looking and women are drawn to him. He'd generally be more vanilla overall but he's also got stamina for days. So the few that are lucky to have had him are pretty satisfied. I picture him and Wonder Woman having a fling sometime before him and Lois officially started dating. It's a sex match-up for the ages. Lois I think would generally also be vanilla but being a reporter she's researched and wants to try some shit. And they would have a pretty active sex life.

I've put thought into this. Feel free to ask me anything.

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Excellent question!

Let me break down my headcannon..

Batman- No doubt him and Catwoman have great and kinky sex. Possibly in and out of costume. She definitely keeps those leggings on sometimes and utilizes that whip. Also Talia AL Ghul. Totally crazy good lay. Batman is in peak human physical condition so he can fuck.

Superman- He's pretty wholesome altogether. But he's also good looking and women are drawn to him. He'd generally be more vanilla overall but he's also got stamina for days. So the few that are lucky to have had him are pretty satisfied. I picture him and Wonder Woman having a fling sometime before him and Lois officially started dating. It's a sex match-up for the ages. Lois I think would generally also be vanilla but being a reporter she's researched and wants to try some shit. And they would have a pretty active sex life.

I've put thought into this. Feel free to ask me anything.
When can we expect the script out for either of these? Cause I would absolutely watch.
 
He's just sexier imo. Like many of the people here, I think he'd be less of a vanilla guy, not that there is anything wrong with vanilla sex - I love it when it's good.

But Batman seems a little dark and brooding... It would be fun to watch him lose his cool and control. It's less to do with toys or gadgets for me and more to do with intensity and watching the cool collected man let go...
 
Hottie... there are a couple on the left there... don't look like boys to me...

I have no idea what this is... but I like the ladies already. 🥰 🥰 🥰
you never saw this show? It is called the Boys but there are women superheroes in it as well. Umm...and they even have superhero orgies :LOL:
 
I was just thinking about Superman fucking someone and imagine if at the point of orgasm, his laser beam eyes fired. If the 275 strokes per second didn't kill you, this just might.
I've thought about this too. Superman has total control of the way his body works in terms of powers. So he can feel and enjoy sex at a normal pace. His stamina and refractory period are pretty amazing though.
 
He's just sexier imo. Like many of the people here, I think he'd be less of a vanilla guy, not that there is anything wrong with vanilla sex - I love it when it's good.

But Batman seems a little dark and brooding... It would be fun to watch him lose his cool and control. It's less to do with toys or gadgets for me and more to do with intensity and watching the cool collected man let go...
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