Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I worship the keys she types on. I would never.

I meant that you should take back all the mean things you have said about her.

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

You've done your best monkey. Lol.

He failed. Time to spank the monkey.

 

[Amanda330]

I liked reading it. You should write more.

I think all the ladies need to speak out if they feel uncomfy.

 

[Melanieishere]

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Women know how to kiss and make up

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You know what I’m MOST mad about? It’s almost lunch time and I’ve only had like three kernels of raccoon popcorn.

 

[lavendersilk]

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Left us unsupervised? Yes. She must shoulder some of the blame.

 

[Lmizzler]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Left us unsupervised? Yes. She must shoulder some of the blame.

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[Mav Unlimited]

I think all the ladies need to speak out if they feel uncomfy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Batman, snuff films ain’t my thing.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Batman, Superman would probably be too wholesome.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Counter question...who are they fucking?

 

[MissLabelled]

What’s French for kumquat?

Kumquat.

voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

That's what google translate said...

Oui, ça serait mon plaisir!

 

[lavendersilk]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

I hate to admit it but, I have thought about Henry Cavill doing porn... a lot.

So, Superman?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

1- I'm going to assume that is amature porn that we're making together, in.which case:
2-Superman, hands down the better lay. While Batman seem to have more appeal to the rope bunnies among us, I have every confidence that Henry Cavill Superman would be excellent in every regard

 

[dawn_of_night]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Batman.... It's the face for me.... And I think we less child-like....
Also.... Aren't there dildos out there somewhere

 

[lavendersilk]

1- I'm going to assume that is amature porn that we're making together, in.which case:
2-Superman, hands down the better lay. While Batman seem to have more appeal to the rope bunnies among us, I have every confidence that Henry Cavill Superman would be excellent in every regard

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[positiveflirt]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

I feel like superman would generally be a better aesthetic watch (vanilla probably?), but Batman's would have more toys, and there'd be a more varied cast of people trying to secretly give him an STI.

Flip a coin!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

1- I'm going to assume that is amature porn that we're making together, in.which case:
2-Superman, hands down the better lay. While Batman seem to have more appeal to the rope bunnies among us, I have every confidence that Henry Cavill Superman would be excellent in every regard

Watch, not make.
Clearly, we know how you feel about Cavill.

 

[BrendaBear]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Huh? Wonder Woman. Duh!

 

[lavendersilk]

batman, he is dark and has lots of gadgets.. superman would just be all wholesome and vanilla.

We are going to tie up Henry CavillSuperman and do whatever we want to him. He doesn't have to do a thing. Kryptonite will be at just the right distance to keep him weak, but not kill him.

 

[Amanda330]

Question—

Whose porn would you rather watch and why…Batman’s or Superman’s?

Batman

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Isn’t it like Batman’s thing that he has a contingency plan for everything? He’s totally got plans to get down with Supes right? Probably spent a loooooot of nights thinking about it?

 

[MindYaBitness]

Watch, not make.
Clearly, we know how you feel about Cavill.

If watch it after i made it. Still counts!

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have another question. Do women often fantasize about celebrities and famous people sexually? Is that really a thing?

Not often, at least for me