Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Absolutely. I also believe every historic or epic undertaking has always started with "okay, so there was this girl..."

The best ones...

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I was a lit major. All poetry was for pussy.

There's truth to this. Nothing wrong with it either. In fact "Turn Loose Some of that Sugary Snootch" by Robert Frost is a favorite.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

There's truth to this. Nothing wrong with it either. In fact "Turn Loose Some of that Sugary Snootch" by Robert Frost is a favorite.

The officiant read that at my wedding!

 

[RaineDrops]

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Ok. I guess you are two different people...

Now you get to stalk two dicks gentlemen instead of one.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

RIGHT?????????

Good fucking lord people. Take a goddamn cold shower.

I tried, it didn't help. There are too many alluring ladies of the shenanigang.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What
The
Fuck?

Your words are subtle and perplexing. I shall ponder them in my heart.

Reading the room feels like such a simple yet oft ignored skill.

I'm illiterate (and why the hell did my keyboard's auto fill want me to use "illuminati" where I typed "illiterate?").

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm illiterate (and why the hell did my keyboard's auto fill want me to use "illuminati" where I typed "illiterate?").

Did you get your computer at "Conspiracy Computer Corp"? Just curious.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Did you get your computer at "Conspiracy Computer Corp"? Just curious.

No, just a brightly illuminated store that has zero advertising.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I tried, it didn't help. There are too many alluring ladies of the shenanigang.

So, this is me trying to be gentle not snarky at all. This response above, is a perfect demonstration of this response below

I'm illiterate (and why the hell did my keyboard's auto fill want me to use "illuminati" where I typed "illiterate?").

Pay attention to how people are responding to things. And if they’re not laughing or hearting. Stop doing it. Very simple.

 

[lavendersilk]

Now you get to stalk two dicks gentlemen instead of one.

Hey, I never said I was stalking them... I just have a Spam sculpture of an erect penis with mac and cheese around it. Some might call it a shrine...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So, this is me trying to be gentle not snarky at all. This response above, is a perfect demonstration of this response below


Pay attention to how people are responding to things. And if they’re not laughing or hearting. Stop doing it. Very simple.

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Got it.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Saaaame. My pussy is too delightful.

Forgive me for a short attempt at poetry for you then,

Edited: It sucked.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Got it.

And man, I think you’re a funny person. Don't think you were trying to be a jerk here or nothing. She was just obviously uncomfortable, I don’t think you’re the kind of person who wants to pile onto that.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I hear @OrdinaryPerson is looking for just about anyone to join.

My shower is not cold. just ask @Bry1313

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[OrdinaryPerson]

Pay attention to how people are responding to things. And if they’re not laughing or hearting. Stop doing it. Very simple.

And yet all my wows and angry reacts have not stopped you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My shower is not cold. just ask @Bry1313

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I did and he sent me this in reply
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[Melanieishere]

For a good time. Not a long time.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

And yet all my wows and angry reacts have not stopped you.

Pay attention to people whose opinions you care about I guess should have been the caveat.

 

[lavendersilk]

Good time and long time View attachment 2340009

Is that made out of Spam?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I did and he sent me this in reply
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He actually loves that so jokes on you

 

[Bry1313]

Forgive me for a short attempt at poetry for you then,

Between the earthy and divine
There is a heaven of a different kind
Of love and warmth and even sighs,
Beneath cloudless lover’s skies
But here’s the secret the wise find,
A basic rule for all mankind
For your quest a failure, truly tragic,
Af you don't comprehend -- it's the woman who's magic.

I don’t think the room wanted more poetry after the opening…….ummmmm…….let’s call it gambit

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

And man, I think you’re a funny person. Don't think you were trying to be a jerk here or nothing. She was just obviously uncomfortable, I don’t think you’re the kind of person who wants to pile onto that.

Genuinely appreciate that. And correct, definitely not trying to exacerbate discomfort or unease.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t think the room wanted more poetry after the opening…….ummmmm…….let’s call it gambit

Thus "forgive me." Jeeze, read, man!

 

[Melanieishere]

Is that made out of Spam?

Uhmmm....not exactly haha

 

[morelikeasong]

Speaking of uncomfortable

 

[Melanieishere]

It definitely doesn't feel like spam haha