Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

yeah but he is the poeticwolf.. you know his very presence gets your knickers moist.

She’s British!?!?

 

[Taegul]

So, what the fuck am I logging into this time?!?!

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

So, what the fuck am I logging into this time?!?!

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[dawn_of_night]

Heart of a bum

Aaaww. It's sooo pretty....

 

[Poeticwolf]

RIGHT?????????

Good fucking lord people. Take a goddamn cold shower.

*hangs head and leaves to take a cold shower *

 

[Amanda330]

So, what the fuck am I logging into this time?!?!

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Poems about my pussy...

 

[Amanda330]

*hangs head and leaves to take a cold shower *

Not trying to be mean. Your poem was very good. I just haven't spoken to you so it's just a lot.

 

[Taegul]

Poems about my pussy...

Roses are red
Violets are blue
What
The
Fuck?

 

[Poeticwolf]

Not trying to be mean. Your poem was very good. I just haven't spoken to you so it's just a lot.

No worries. Understood

 

[Bry1313]

Man, I should be careful what I wish for.

It’s getting laid on a little thick now, im just gonna go find a copy of “where the sidewalk ends” and read some more lighthearted fare

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Now I’m wondering what kumquat and twatwaffle sound like in British accents.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

RIGHT?????????

Good fucking lord people. Take a goddamn cold shower.

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Or French. Or really, any accent. I bet they’re hilarious.

 

[Melanieishere]

Good morning all

 

[lavendersilk]

Now I’m wondering what kumquat and twatwaffle sound like in British accents.

*nods*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You’re here!

 

[lavendersilk]

Or French. Or really, any accent. I bet they’re hilarious.

*nods more*

 

[lavendersilk]

You’re here!

For a good time. Not a long time.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*nods more*

Well since @crazychemgirl is abdicating her responsibilities can we assign this as official S&S homework?

 

[Taegul]

Why would someone write pussy poetry? I mean, really...

It's called a cock pocket FFS. Come on, guys. Do your damn research. This ain't rocket surgery.

 

[MissLabelled]

Just accept it... @MissLabelled is going to play by her rules, and will likely never tell us what those rules are.

Don't tell anyone but, the reason I don't state the rules is that I have forgotten what the rulesare. I'm just making it all up. Shh, it'll be our secret.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For a good time. Not a long time.

Really, that’s better for me. Don't wanna set any unrealistic expectations

 

[BrendaBear]

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Um... that's not a bad idea for August in Las Vegas - the water coming out of the cold tap is already hot.

Too bad my ceilings aren't high enough to do this.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

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