Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm not sure who made you write your second paragraph but I accept your gracious acknowledge of the truth in your first. See you at lunch.

Also, a gif for @SalaciousMonkey22!

It’s cute you think I’m the loser here

We know this was still you no matter how many letters you dictate.



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[DeepInstinct]

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Número 3. I like to be places,..

 

[Taegul]

Umm fine. Then laundry... Lol

Or could I have a chauffeur? I know that isn't an option but I'd like it to be

I'll send one of my knights-in-training to pick you up immediately.

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[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s cute you think I’m the loser here

We know this was still you no matter how many letters you dictate.



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That's actually @Bry1313 after I do my shower things with him

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

That's actually @Bry1313 after I do my shower things with him

I acknowledge this correction but do not think it affects my point.

 

[Amanda330]

I'll send one of my knights-in-training to pick you up immediately.

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Thank you so much! I thought the zombies had gotten you.

 

[Taegul]

Thank you so much! I thought the zombies had gotten you.

They tried, but the power of sarcasm saved me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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[Amanda330]

They tried, but the power of sarcasm saved me.

I'm so glad it did. Lol

 

[devilsanus]

I can be really really bad if you want me to?

Lol, I'm trying!

 

[vagrantx]

I passed out at 9PM yesterday. Woke up at 5AM. I haven't slept like this in... god knows how long. I've so much time before work. I don't know what to do with myself.

 

[Amanda330]

I passed out at 9PM yesterday. Woke up at 5AM. I haven't slept like this in... god knows how long. I've so much time before work. I don't know what to do with myself.

Good morning!

 

[vagrantx]

Good morning!

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[Nicefella]

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Or could I have a chauffeur? I know that isn't an option but I'd like it to be

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Almost two hours and still on the same page... @SalaciousMonkey22 mustve gone to sleep.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Say Daddy five times while looking in a coffee mug and @OrdinaryPerson will magically appear to make you a latte.

And if you show boobs, I'll even do a little art

 

[Lmizzler]

Hey @Bry1313 its going to be a long day.

Can I get a double shot of a foamy nipples latte to go please? Heavy on the foamy nipples.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Good morning. I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for a day in the middle school. Pray for me.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Good morning. I'm trying to mentally prepare myself for a day in the middle school. Pray for me.

Smelling salts taken periodically might mask the smell of teenage boy body spray.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Smelling salts taken periodically might mask the smell of teenage boy body spray.

Oh, god... it's horrible. Those kids need way more showers and way less aerosols.

 

[positiveflirt]

Say Daddy five times while looking in a coffee mug and @OrdinaryPerson will magically appear to make you a latte.

And if you show boobs, I'll even do a little art

^^ be careful with this everyone, I accidentally said it six times and the latte I got made me pregnant.

(But the art was nice OP, 10/10 great depiction of boob)

 

[dawn_of_night]

We could take turns.

Sharing is caring ,...

 

[Amanda330]

And if you show boobs, I'll even do a little art

Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy - now what @OrdinaryPerson ?

I want art

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

Laundry

I want to go back to sleep. Let know when lunch is ready.

 

[Deleted member 5654768]

Oh, god... it's horrible. Those kids need way more showers and way less aerosols.

As a middle school track coach - I TOTALLY feel this. You can almost choke on the powdery aerosol air, yet the underlying stank is still there