Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Number 4. No debate.

Can I still cook if I want to? Which I probably won't... But still?

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

 

[Bry1313]

OMG! That was such an awesome response to my being a total twatopotomus with tagging you too much.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/xcbUeWBOgrIAAAAd/i-bow-down-real-housewives-of-beverly-hills.gif
Brilliant! Simply brilliant.

I always appreciate when my genius is acknowledged. Thank you.

 

[LupineOne]

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#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

 

[lavendersilk]

#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

 

[Amanda330]

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

Umm fine. Then laundry... Lol

Or could I have a chauffeur? I know that isn't an option but I'd like it to be

 

[JerseyJade]

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

This!

 

[LupineOne]

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

See I don’t mind that. The machines do 99% of the rest of the work for me

 

[BrendaBear]

#1.
I love to cook, so never having to do dishes would be a godsend.

….so Wolfie drags his prey home… and makes a gourmet meal out of them… I didn’t realize that…

Classy!

“Honey, what is this in the smoker?”
“Just some Jack wagon who cut me off on the drive home. But with a good BBQ sauce….”

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good night fuckers

 

[LupineOne]

Good night Shenanigang! Sleep well!

 

[Bry1313]

Figures out what i do around the house while working from home.

Yeah ixnay dishes please

 

[UnquietDreams]

I can cook for you, babe. Choose another.

Um...I hate cooking now too!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good night fuckers

Goodnight, sweetheart. Sleep well.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Same. Or, laundry. I just hate folding/putting it away.

What is this "folding and putting away" you speak of?

 

[Bry1313]

Just a little something for the fellas....

Yeah, my beard really is a delight

 

[BrendaBear]

What is this "folding and putting away" you speak of?

IKR? I know not how that is supposed to work…

 

[lavendersilk]

Um...I hate cooking now too!

We could take turns.

 

[UnquietDreams]

We could take turns.

Or just do it together...

Sexual innuendos aside , I love cooking with someone when they like cooking.

 

[BrendaBear]

Or just do it together...

Sexual innuendos aside , I love cooking with someone when they like cooking.

Me too… because they know what to do. I am pretty clueless.

 

[devilsanus]

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#5. Mind blowing BJs at any time.

Thats my pick.

 

[BrendaBear]

#5. Mind blowing BJs at any time.

Thats my pick.

The right woman is what you need for that….

…or the other option, if that is your kink…

 

[devilsanus]

The right woman is what you need for that….

…or the other option, if that is your kink…

Don't I know it!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

#5. Mind blowing BJs at any time.

Thats my pick.

Ok yall … I found it for you.

https://voca.ro/1h9OZRcoFdun

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’d like to apologize to @OrdinaryPerson for any post, statements or gifs that implied I’d want to be in any shower besides the one involving her. Clearly no other shower, no matter how welcome I was made to feel in said shower, could possibly match the experience of sharing a shower with her.

Please note this post was not made under duress or with the implication that vast untold delights await me if I made such a statement. Clearly I can’t be bought that easily so you know the above was my honest feelings. Not, for other reasons.

I'm not sure who made you write your second paragraph but I accept your gracious acknowledge of the truth in your first. See you at lunch.

Also, a gif for @SalaciousMonkey22!

 

[DeepInstinct]

I can be really really bad if you want me to?

The emoji is broken...