Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

My shower is huge and amazing. A perfect locale to make the seggs.

(Motherfucking bitch to clean though )

Samesies

 

[Bry1313]

Have you never seen his shower???

I’ve never been invited, seems it’s full already

 

[Bry1313]

Id tell you but I'm asleep

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[lavendersilk]

Lav. I love you. But EGGS???? Whyyy? Lol

Also gorgeous.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/4c9b7e0ba08497040598e7b61065030e/tumblr_n1owbwzfc71s07xouo1_640.pnj

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

@Bry1313 : suck an egg

@ everyone else: #AllBoobsMatter

Of course I am, it’s annoying when good things happen to her and not me

Ok, my reaction to the criticism of my art was extreme, if I didnt love boobs, I wouldn’t have wanted boobs in my mug.

Did everyone get boobs except for @Bry1313? I love that for him

I specifically labeled mine as being for everyone else *except* Bry, but I get the impression that he peeked anyway. So rude, if so!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Tell me about this shower....
AFAF....

My shower is huge and amazing. A perfect locale to make the seggs.

(Motherfucking bitch to clean though )

 

[hotoldrguy]

@Bry1313 : suck an egg

@ everyone else: #AllBoobsMatter

nice boobs!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I specifically labeled mine as being for everyone else *except* Bry, but I get the impression that he peeked anyway. So rude, if so!

If 40% of my reactions weren’t you, I’d be so offended by being singled out to be excluded like that.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I like more than just the tip

Sometimes just the tip can be really fun though

 

[AuntieDisco]

Hey girl. How you dune?

Just chillin…
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

See also

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Just chillin…
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I love the first pop of the day
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[Deleted member 6592667]

Tell me about this shower....
AFAF....

It's walk-in, tile, lots of room, has shower heads on both ends. Detachable wands that are very effective. No fucking joke, my taint is SPARKLING.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve never been invited, seems it’s full already

Like not being invited has stopped you before from trying to crash a party.

But im glad the shower is full so I don't need to stand guard to make sure you don't sneak in

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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Typical. You want me to be asleep and then you act like this when I do what you want

 

[AuntieDisco]

I love the first pop of the day
https://media2.giphy.com/media/l4Jz2yN7rUu38eL0k/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7y5jwy7yma33701t9c2rfeesxjw89i88gcehicpvf&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I love me some Angela Bassett

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Just chillin…
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Sounds like all we need now is Netflix.

#SmoothOperator

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love me some Angela Bassett

Same sister.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I can’t believe this is actually a theme park

https://arkencounter.com/

Don't forget to check out Answers in Genesis Creation Museum (same entity owns both)...

Evan Almighty did it better

I know it’s old-fashioned and anti-feminist (still should apply to children though) and chivalry is dead and all that, but still…wasn’t anyone else brought up this way?

Yes, and especially with my kids. I do it to prevent my spastic boys from becoming speed bumps.

Oh, it absolutely is. I know people who've been. It's insane.

You should see how many Ark bumper stickers I see around my neck of the woods.

 

[AuntieDisco]

Sounds like all we need now is Netflix.

#SmoothOperator

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

https://voca.ro/1jNMZt4j1Lgy

I don't think I have ever heard your sweet voice before. "Sex kitten" vibes.

Holy fuck. @Kitty_so_frisky , you can read me the phone book and it would sound erotic. Thank you for that!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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[SirConradPeckereye]

https://voca.ro/1jNMZt4j1Lgy

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I now need a bathroom break...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh nice dress....

I know right... Look it has pockets!!

If you had to fight in the zombie apocalypse… what would be your weapon of choice?

Assuming the zombies have functioning ears, I’d be dual-wielding katanas. The sound of gunfire would attract swarms of zombies, and ammo supply may not always be readily available

 

[Bry1313]

Typical. You want me to be asleep and then you act like this when I do what you want

Don’t blame me for your dishonesty