Sex & Shenanigans

I just have incredibly violent dreams. Bloody. Dead people. Running from monsters human or otherwise...

Anyone else? Lol
I have in the past. This is why I keep my television on at night. I'm a light sleeper and it keeps my dreams out. Or, the memory of them.

But... I have to admit. I've been the one doing the killing a couple times. It was... odd.
 
Omg I dreamt that I was living in an apartment where the pipes were leaking … every time you turned on the faucet in the bathroom the water started dripping from the ceiling
I dreamed a guy was stealing a bicycle off my porch. I ran out and yelled at him. took PICS of him. He ran off. I came inside to call the cops then looked out the window again and the bicycle was gone! BTW I do not own a bicycle
 
A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.
 
Nicely done! You’re emoji game is getting stronger!
No, you just need me to quote myself and add a “⬆️” for you to remember to click them 😜 You (and @BrendaD , @crazychemgirl and a few others) are constantly missing the boob emojis and adding “🤣” reactions

Never miss a good emoji 👀

Be careful. Those cacti look sharp, cowboy. 😏

Dangit Lavender….that was almost exactly the same response I was going to give. 😆

Minus the smirking face at least.
I was going to ask him if he was feeling prickly this morning 🌵

If only you had boobs, you would be at a 3.0 or 4.0... just saying. 😌
Only if you’ve never participated in the Battle of the Sexes thread. The male to female ratio here is so skewed that women get quadruple-teamed and have to try to post 4x as much. Killed my reaction score forever 🪦

I'm 5' 5" and I thought that was average for USA. Have we gotten taller in the past few years??? I wanna be 6' so bad...

I don't think I have ever heard your sweet voice before. "Sex kitten" vibes. 🥵
You caught it before I edited: meant to say 5’5” is 1” taller than the average American adult woman

There are a few of my Vocaroos (DYAC, not “avocados”) floating around. At least 1 reading a story and 1 singing
 
A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.

For people who are so religious (i'm not), I don't get where such cruelty and hate comes from. Goes against everything they actually say they want
 
A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.
My man! 🙌

Hate mongers everywhere feel empowered nowadays. And they think just because they use the flowered language and faux-kindness that they're not being hateful. It's disgusting.
 
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