Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

So LadyL not only brought 48 hr Lit peace, she's also proven beyond a doubt that boobs do not look like eggs guys.

Also, can I get more boobs if I pretend to be offended again about something?

So fucking wrong that you benefitted yesterday. I hate everything, all my stress is back.



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[lavendersilk]

I just have incredibly violent dreams. Bloody. Dead people. Running from monsters human or otherwise...

Anyone else? Lol

I have in the past. This is why I keep my television on at night. I'm a light sleeper and it keeps my dreams out. Or, the memory of them.

But... I have to admit. I've been the one doing the killing a couple times. It was... odd.

 

[morelikeasong]

I like more than just the tip

Sometimes just the tip can be really fun though

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

True. And even better if we could join

Group make out session in @Lmizzler's shower?

 

[Bry1313]

I'm innocent. It was all @Bry1313's fault cause he is the worst. Whatever it is this was about

Shouldn’t you still be asleep, I liked that more

 

[hotoldrguy]

Omg I dreamt that I was living in an apartment where the pipes were leaking … every time you turned on the faucet in the bathroom the water started dripping from the ceiling

I dreamed a guy was stealing a bicycle off my porch. I ran out and yelled at him. took PICS of him. He ran off. I came inside to call the cops then looked out the window again and the bicycle was gone! BTW I do not own a bicycle

 

[base10]

Sometimes just the tip can be really fun though

I've never wanted to stop at just the tip, might as well go all the way in at that point

 

[Bry1313]

So…you do all the work and @OrdinaryPerson gets all the tips?

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[Whiskeyjack]

A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.

 

[base10]

I just have incredibly violent dreams. Bloody. Dead people. Running from monsters human or otherwise...

Anyone else? Lol

I don't, but am strangely curious about these

 

[lavendersilk]

Sometimes just the tip can be really fun though

*nods*

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Sometimes just the tip can be really fun though

Noted. But I hope you still want more than the tip when I tease you with it or the tease isn't as fun

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Nicely done! You’re emoji game is getting stronger!

No, you just need me to quote myself and add a “” for you to remember to click them You (and @BrendaD , @crazychemgirl and a few others) are constantly missing the boob emojis and adding “” reactions

Never miss a good emoji

Be careful. Those cacti look sharp, cowboy.

Dangit Lavender….that was almost exactly the same response I was going to give.

Minus the smirking face at least.

I was going to ask him if he was feeling prickly this morning

If only you had boobs, you would be at a 3.0 or 4.0... just saying.

Only if you’ve never participated in the Battle of the Sexes thread. The male to female ratio here is so skewed that women get quadruple-teamed and have to try to post 4x as much. Killed my reaction score forever

I'm 5' 5" and I thought that was average for USA. Have we gotten taller in the past few years??? I wanna be 6' so bad...

I don't think I have ever heard your sweet voice before. "Sex kitten" vibes.

You caught it before I edited: meant to say 5’5” is 1” taller than the average American adult woman

There are a few of my Vocaroos (DYAC, not “avocados”) floating around. At least 1 reading a story and 1 singing

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I leave for literally 3 minutes and 7 pages go by. You're a chatty bunch.

 

[base10]

A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.

For people who are so religious (i'm not), I don't get where such cruelty and hate comes from. Goes against everything they actually say they want

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Noted. But I hope you still want more than the tip when I tease you with it or the tease isn't as fun

It’s not just about you.

 

[Bry1313]

I like more than just the tip

How much more?



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[OrdinaryPerson]

Shouldn’t you still be asleep, I liked that more

Rude. I guess I'm not offering to crawl into bed with you again.

 

[Bry1313]

True. And even better if we could join

How many people are joining and how big is that shower?

 

[lavendersilk]

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I loved this series. Books too.

I haven't attempted the Netflix one yet.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How much more?

Id tell you but I'm asleep

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How many people are joining and how big is that shower?

Have you never seen his shower???

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

A while back, a very conservative group within my denomination sent all of the churches copies of a book about human sexuality, basically wrapping some very hateful, hurtful positions in some very flowery, lovey-dovey language.
This morning I felt the need to dig out the copy my church got.
I got an iced coffee this morning that's condensating something fierce and need something to use as a coaster on my desk, and if this book gets damaged I won't care in the slightest.

My man!

Hate mongers everywhere feel empowered nowadays. And they think just because they use the flowered language and faux-kindness that they're not being hateful. It's disgusting.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Have you never seen his shower???

My shower is huge and amazing. A perfect locale to make the seggs.

(Motherfucking bitch to clean though )

 

[Amanda330]

How did I miss your emojis???

Lav. I love you. But EGGS???? Whyyy? Lol

Also gorgeous.