🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[OrdinaryPerson]

@OrdinaryPerson for assuming I'm a small minded bigot.

Jokes on you, we actually all do sound like that

 

[Wriggle]

Jokes on you, we actually all do sound like that

I knew I'd nailed it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate @crazychemgirl for thinking that this:

Ok yall … I found it for you.

https://voca.ro/1h9OZRcoFdun

Is this:

They were incredibly helpful and informative

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @crazychemgirl for thinking that this:


Is this:

Wow!!!

It is.

Nominated for not recognizing my brilliance

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 because it’s clearly not my fault he found my PSA obviously after it was needed.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow!!!

It is.

Nominated for not recognizing my brilliance

Nominated for trying to hork my nomination like the sneaky Canadian she is

Nominated for not appreciating natural brilliance.

 

[Wriggle]

Nomination for @SalaciousMonkey22 & @crazychemgirl for spamming a thread with playground fancying each other and not getting it on instead

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nomination for @SalaciousMonkey22 & @crazychemgirl for spamming a thread with playground fancying each other and not getting it on instead

https://media4.giphy.com/media/h5vOKbZbkDO93yUO4f/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7i86790fdg0tbn8g4of4378rdnkf9didnxj4yjmpl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/h5vOKbZbkDO93yUO4f/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d7i86790fdg0tbn8g4of4378rdnkf9didnxj4yjmpl&ep=v1_gifs_related&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for being physically disgusted at the idea of getting it on with me.


When it should clearly be the other way around.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @SalaciousMonkey22 for being physically disgusted at the idea of getting it on with me.


When it should clearly be the other way around.

Nominated for trying to hork my kidney like the sneaky Canadian temptress she is.

 

[Bry1313]

Lies. Everyone loves a suck up. Isn't that your whole thing?

Nominating for celebrating suck ups

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating for celebrating suck ups

Nominated for pretending he didn’t want a little more sucking up in his life.

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominating everyone cause this place is full of wankers

 

[EricaLynch]

Nominating NO ONE

 

[Amanda330]

Nominating NO ONE

Nominated for not nominating.

 

[EricaLynch]

Nominated for not nominating.

Nominated for calling me out.

 

[StillRain]

I can see the barely there rules need some fine tuning.

You wankers are really next level, using all the good lube, throwing your crusty cumrags about the place, tearing up all the good certificate paper. I haven’t seen this much carnage since @Bry1313 discovered titties as a wee lad.

Rest your wrists, you wanky fuckers, Christ. Time is on your side. Pace pace pace.

 

[Wand3rlust]

And as the esteemed founder wanker in chief... who's isn't wanking cos she's getting fucked.... says...

Pace yourself.... number of nominations will NOT get you the sticky trophy.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I have a feeling that the sale of shortbread fingers and strawberry yoghurt are going to rocket tomorrow

Nominated for being deluded.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I nominate @Lmizzler for stealing my 5000th post thunder!

 

[Bry1313]

Hey I was sucking up. We all know you can cum the most. Let me know if you need help keeping count

Nominated for sucking up…….again

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Lmizzler for stealing my 5000th post thunder!

Best nomination ever.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for sucking up…….again

So you think sucking is a bad thing? Heard

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Nominating for celebrating suck ups

Nominated for NOT celebrating suck ups.

Also nominating @crazychemgirl for being too liberal with "best nomination ever"

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for NOT celebrating suck ups.

Also nominating @crazychemgirl for being too liberal with "best nomination ever"

Seconded. All in favor say “aye”. Motion carries.