🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[crazychemgirl]

Nominating @Bry1313 for encouraging this farce of nominations that have clearly derailed this thread beyond recognition.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominating @Bry1313 for encouraging this farce of nominations that have clearly derailed this thread beyond recognition.

Nominated for being a bigger attention whore than the reigning champion.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Both nominated for trying to secure your win with pure volume

If that worked, I'd win every week

The time I did win was cos @Bry1313 was so fucking useless he went with the populist vote.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is the wanker thread.... The one place to behave like a wanker, wanker.

Nominated for trying to be respectful and gracious.

Nominated for thinking the only.place wankers are allowed is here...

 

[morelikeasong]

If that worked, I'd win every week

Nominated for bragging about nomination volume

 

[StillRain]

This is the wanker thread.... The one place to behave like a wanker, wanker.

Nominated for trying to be respectful and gracious.

Nominated for not understanding the thread at all. This is why we can’t wank nice things.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for starting this whole shitshow and then thinking she can just gleefully observe from the peanut gallery.

Nominated for failing to spot @crazychemgirl 's mo...

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for thinking the only.place wankers are allowed is here...

But. I didn't... I said this is the exact place for wankery.

Obviously, there are wankers everywhere on lit. You being one of the greatest, ma'am. Said with all offense.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominated for not understanding the thread at all. This is why we can’t wank nice things.

It's way more fun to wank the trashier things anyway.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for not understanding the thread at all. This is why we can’t wank nice things.

I'm not sure what you're wanking but I only wank nice things.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominating @Bry1313 for encouraging this farce of nominations that have clearly derailed this thread beyond recognition.

Nominated for involving me in shenanigans that I’m not involved in

 

[Bry1313]

If that worked, I'd win every week

The time I did win was cos @Bry1313 was so fucking useless he went with the populist vote.

No, it’s because you were the biggest fucking wanker that week and the fact that you are still whining about it shows what a wanker you are.

 

[Wand3rlust]

No, it’s because you were the biggest fucking wanker that week and the fact that you are still whining about it shows what a wanker you are.

Nominated for being a hypocritical whiney fuck.
And a wanker.

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for being a hypocritical whiney fuck.
And a wanker.

Nominated for complete lack of self awareness

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for complete lack of self awareness

Nominated for being the shitest panel of judge in the history of this award. A feat that may never be surpassed.

*slow claps*

Good job, really... well done...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for complete lack of self awareness

Nominated for being the shitest panel of judge in the history of this award. A feat that may never be surpassed.

*slow claps*

Good job, really... well done...

Nominated for being terrible influences on @crazychemgirl , and more importantly for getting me dragged into it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominated for being terrible influences on @crazychemgirl , and more importantly for getting me dragged into it.

Hey I take no blame OR responsibility for anything @crazychemgirl does or doesn't do.

I've tried to warn people about her for weeks.... MONTHS!

Nominated passing the blame for his own inadequacies.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey I take no blame OR responsibility for anything @crazychemgirl does or doesn't do.

I've tried to warn people about her for weeks.... MONTHS!

Nominated passing the blame for his own inadequacies.

Why, I never! I love my inadequacies like they were my children.

Nominated for having a Cassandra complex. Re:CCG.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yes yes I do.

.....which an individual's accurate prediction of @crazychemgirl 's true intentions are ignored or dismissed........

Uh huh. Yep.
*Walks away muttering* I am but one individual... I can only do so much....

 

[Wand3rlust]

No such thing as bad cleavage. Love the sweater!

You look great. Still don’t want to be traded though.

Nominated for calling a hoodie, a sweater.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for calling a hoodie, a sweater.

Nominated for not understanding the joke!

 

[Lmizzler]

Nominated for being the shitest panel of judge in the history of this award. A feat that may never be surpassed.

*slow claps*

Good job, really... well done...

Ummm excuse me.
Don’t take away from the prestige of the award I was bestowed by @Bry1313

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for being the shitest panel of judge in the history of this award. A feat that may never be surpassed.

*slow claps*

Good job, really... well done...

Shitest only if my failure was boring compared to the titanic scale failure your tenure has been, but please carry on, never mind the iceberg off the starboard bow.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Thank you so much for recognising that I wank higher than anyone in Wome.

.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery

Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.

You think all Americans sound like that, don't you

 

[Wriggle]

You think all Americans sound like that, don't you

@OrdinaryPerson for assuming I'm a small minded bigot.