Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

OMG....
I so have a crush on you!!!
It's the stash man... The stash.

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I can't pull off facial hair IRL. I've tried several times and it's just BAD. My face has bald patches and the hair comes in all scraggly... it's not a good look. No beards or mustaches here.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So it's the rest of you that is so whorish then?

We do not disparage sex workers in my good Christian household. All work sucks.

However, my body is a gift to be given not a commodity to be purchased.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

he’s a whore in general

See if I give you any presents.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

he’s a whore in general

Why are we using "whore" as an insult? Whores are some of my favorite people.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Why are we using "whore" as an insult? Whores are some of my favorite people.

It was never an insult. I love monkey and his whore self.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It was never an insult. I love monkey and his whore self.

That’s what you call it? Interesting.

 

[BrendaBear]

Why Temu… why???

I'm not someone who considers feet "gross" (unless they are gross feet... some are). But this??? OMG! Someone pummeled the shit out of those with the ugly stick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

That’s what you call it? Interesting.

I mean, I can hate you if you want. It’s up to you.

 

[Amanda330]

Why are we using "whore" as an insult? Whores are some of my favorite people.

Thank you, Jack. I so appreciate that. I like you, too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Couple goals

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I can hate you if you want. It’s up to you.

 

[MindYaBitness]

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Couple goals

I can't even get my husband to Leia & Han cosplay!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I can't even get my husband to Leia & Han cosplay!

Which Leia outfit? AFAF

 

[Nicefella]

...trying to catch the train. That tells me you are talking about a very different world then I know anything about or have experienced. I'm totally a west coastie... but... I do live just a few hours drive from the Grand Canyon.

Indeed. A parking deck with 2000 cars and some asshole with a Mercedes SUV always trying to use his backup cameras.

If I have my way I’m going to Vegas this summer and then to the Grand Canyon with my son. Late June/early July is 108 degrees avg highs. But I’m hoping to enjoy.

 

[Nicefella]

We do not disparage sex workers in my good Christian household. All work sucks.

However, my body is a gift to be given not a commodity to be purchased.

Fuck it. Work for tips then Monkay

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Fuck it. Work for tips then Monkay

Just the tips. And all the tips.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Could the first option be tampered with at all? If not, it could be incredibly useful in proving innocence in court, but…if it’s something that others can force a person to replay, it would definitely be abused…


Sure, but the male would have to shave. No one wants to pick chocolate-covered hairs out of their teeth!


#TeamNoPants!

I am good with the shaving part!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Which Leia outfit? AFAF

IRL you can call General Organa, I save the gold bikini for the bedroom

 

[hotoldrguy]

I loved his early work. Valley Girl was, and still is, one of my favorite takes on Romeo and Juliet, and the cast is brilliant. It was Cage's first lead. Racing with the Moon, which Cage and Sean Penn, was solid. Birdy. Moonstruck. Wild at Heart. Guarding Tess.

Raising Arizona. Cage's performance made that film, one of the greatest comedies in American cinema.

Now when he just started playing "Nic Cage goes batshit on your script," I was less a fan and agree with you completely.

I LOVED Raising Arizona!!!

 

[Nicefella]

What future tech gadget would you most look forward to…

* a recording device that you wear in your brain and you can immediately rewind and replay parts of your life / day

* a memory eraser that completely removes section of your memories you don’t want to recall anymore

* a dream recorder which would allow you to replay your dreams

The memory eraser. I’d erase every shitty memory. Then I’d be left with only the good ones. Who needs dreams when all you got is good memories!!?? And who needs to relive the good stuff when you can tailor good experience memories? Addition by subtraction!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fuck it. Work for tips then Monkay

Just the tips. And all the tips.

Makes me sad y’all have such a jaded understanding of gifts.

The tip’s the most sensitive part. I work em long and thorough..

 

[hotoldrguy]

Why Temu… why???

WTAF?!

 

[dawn_of_night]

Well, I hate to break it to you, but I can't pull off facial hair IRL. I've tried several times and it's just BAD. My face has bald patches and the hair comes in all scraggly... it's not a good look. No beards or mustaches here.

Awe. Smooth baby face

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[crazychemgirl]