Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I really wanted to like Pig, but I couldn't do it.

Art resonates differently with everyone. Part of what makes it fun.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Other random Cage thoughts:

• I always get Next mixed up with Knowing. Basically the same movie, right?
• National Treasure movies were solidly entertaining
• What was the one that was like Five Nights at Freddy’s, but not?
• The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was just bad. Really bad

Yes to all of these and Willy’s Wonderland. Which I admit I enjoyed but also would not recommend.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pssst, you are starting to sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis and the News with your discourse on Cage. Im not saying it’s a bad thing……it’s just a thing.

I just like artists who swing for the fences. And whatever else you wanna say about him, he doesn’t play it safe.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes to all of these and Willy’s Wonderland. Which I admit I enjoyed but also would not recommend.

That was it, thank you! Yeah, I think it was because he didn’t talk, and therefore, couldn’t overact. I need a Nic Cage that’s cranked up to 21 on a scale of 1-10

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Other random Cage thoughts:

• I always get Next mixed up with Knowing. Basically the same movie, right?
• National Treasure movies were solidly entertaining
• What was the one that was like Five Nights at Freddy’s, but not?
• The Sorcerer’s Apprentice was just bad. Really bad
• He was extra smarmy Cage in Snake Eyes…he was only more at his Cage-y-est in Face/Off

National Treasures are some of my favorites. They're just - fun.

I just like artists who swing for the fences. And whatever else you wanna say about him, he doesn’t play it safe.

Like buying a dinosaur skeleton?

 

[lavendersilk]

Pssst, you are starting to sound like Patrick Bateman talking about Huey Lewis and the News with your discourse on Cage. Im not saying it’s a bad thing……it’s just a thing.

I love that film. The Phil Collins love alone would have been enough but killing Paul(Jared Leto)... *chef's kiss*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love that film. The Phil Collins love alone would have been enough but killing Paul(Jared Leto)... *chef's kiss*

Jared Leto getting fucked up is one of my favorite cinema tropes. See also, Fight Club.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Like buying a dinosaur skeleton?

Who among us….

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

• Oh! The Croods! Surprisingly kinda heartwarming
• Valley Girl and Fast Times at Ridgemont High: okay, I have the bias of him being middle-aged-to-old my entire life, so when I see him supposedly playing a teenager, it’s just WEIRD. Like I see a bald-yet-hairy middle-aged Nicholas Cage shirtless on the beach, not the young punk love-interest he’s supposed to be playing
• Ghost Rider movies: so fucking bad. He was definitely past the age where he could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes
• Gone in 60 Seconds: fun movie, but let’s face it: he was never at an age that he could conceivably pull Angelina Jolie
• The Retirement Plan is on my watchlist. Any thoughts?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

• Ghost Rider movies: so fucking bad. He was definitely past the age where he could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes
• Gone in 60 Seconds: fun movie, but let’s face it: he was never at an age that he could conceivably pull Angelina Jolie

Drive Angry is the mash-up of these two movies and the best of the 3.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

• Ghost Rider movies: so fucking bad. He was definitely past the age where he could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

So fucking bad.

• Gone in 60 Seconds: fun movie, but let’s face it: he was never at an age that he could conceivably pull Angelina Jolie

I love this movie. It's simple, entertaining, and has gorgeous cars.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Drive Angry is the mash-up of these two movies and the best of the 3.

Looked it up: Cage as John Milton escaping from hell and it’s included with Hulu? I was in…until I went to add it to my watchlist and saw Amber Heard

ummmm what happened to you?

I mean…a lot has happened to me, but specifically?

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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I still have my orange apron from my college days.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You continue to be my favorite kitty. He’s NEVER boring.

Moonstruck is absolutely fantastic. I only watched it for the first time recently and kicked myself for sleeping on it so long.

Face/Off and The Rock are both far better action movies than Con Air.

Pig is one of the best movies of this century.

Prisoners of the Ghost land…sure is a movie. Can’t exactly recommend it as such. But it sure is a thing I saw with my own two eyes and continue to think about. Color out Of Soace and Mandy as well (these three movies exist in a spectrum in my brain).

He’s so fascinating. And I had this opinion before I watched Community

Omg did you see his recent one? It’s dream something … hold on…


*** pauses to go look it up


Dream Scenario


It’s absolutely looney …. But amazing.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I still have my orange apron from my college days.

LOL I prefer the folks with the blue house and the red vests, but I didn’t make the meme

Omg did you see his recent one? It’s dream something … hold on…


*** pauses to go look it up


Dream Scenario


It’s absolutely looney …. But amazing.

That’s…what started this entire conversation on Cage

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m a huge fan of Nicolas Cage … his films are either great (The Rock) … or terrible but somehow still enjoyable.

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent … felt like I was on drugs…

That’s what his latest round of movies feels like… taking drugs. Now I don’t know if that was his intent… but it’s how it worked out.

 

[Bry1313]

• Ghost Rider movies: so fucking bad. He was definitely past the age where he could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

And now I’m sad because I’m past the age where I could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

 

[crazychemgirl]

LOL I prefer the folks with the blue house and the red vests, but I didn’t make the meme


That’s…what started this entire conversation on Cage

oh hahaha… I never read back.

yeah we watched it last weekend or a couple weeks ago … whole time hubby was like, wtf is going on… and why can’t we turn this off?

 

[lavendersilk]

Omg did you see his recent one? It’s dream something … hold on…


*** pauses to go look it up


Dream Scenario


It’s absolutely looney …. But amazing.

*nods enthusiastically*

 

[crazychemgirl]

And now I’m sad because I’m past the age where I could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

I still liked the Ghost Rider movies as cheesy as they are.

Plus … Sam Elliot… *chefs kiss

 

[lavendersilk]

And now I’m sad because I’m past the age where I could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

May I see a picture of you when you were able to pull Eva Mendes.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

oh hahaha… I never read back.

Wisdom.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Can someone get out of bed for me and get coffee??

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

And now I’m sad because I’m past the age where I could be believed as a motorcycle stuntman who could pull Eva Mendes

May I see a picture of you when you were able to pull Eva Mendes.

I feel like Nic’s hairline aged him a ton, but as I said, I’ve been seeing him as middle-aged or older my entire life. How’s your hairline, Bry?

I still liked the Ghost Rider movies as cheesy as they are.

Plus … Sam Elliot… *chefs kiss

Sam Elliot is always amazing, but he’s not immune to being amazing in bad movies. Have you seen…The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then Bigfoot?