🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Mr_bogey]

Sarcasm. But I loved his song anyway. And it's always a brave thing to put yourself out there.

Agreed

 

[ShaneoD]

But they're on hiatus... You can't nominate for past wankery.

What if I close my eyes and imagine them, is that present wankery?

 

[Amanda330]

What if I close my eyes and imagine them, is that present wankery?

You don't have to imagine them. They're posted.

 

[Wriggle]

He can?

@Mr_bogey for not understanding my artistic vision that's purely based on musical dissonance.
Philistine.

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Mr_bogey for not understanding my artistic vision that's purely based on musical dissonance.
Philistine.

They say misery loves company and being that I recently embarrassed myself posting my tone deaf stylings, well.....

 

[Wand3rlust]

©Typography

Nominated for showing off.

 

[Saltfountain]

Milk before water if you live in a hard water area. It can make it taste better. Otherwise it doesn't matter.
(C) SCIENCE

Nominated for not being able to use her phone properly, useless wanker

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for showing off.

Nominated for not being able to use her phone properly, useless wanker

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[Saltfountain]

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Nominated for not nominating and not sharing

 

[lavendersilk]

Nominated for not nominating and not sharing

Nominates @Saltfountain for being so damn talented and inspirational and @Wand3rlust for being so damn sexy.

Here is some popcorn for the room.

 

[Saltfountain]

Nominates @Saltfountain for being so damn talented and inspirational and @Wand3rlust for being so damn sexy.

Here is some popcorn for the room.

Nominated for really not understanding how shit talking works...

 

[Wriggle]

@lavendersilk for wanking nicely instead of being a rough disrespectful wanker.

 

[Amanda330]

@lavendersilk for wanking nicely instead of being a rough disrespectful wanker.

Nominated for really not understanding how shit talking works...

Nominated for nominating one of the sweetest people on lit.

 

[Saltfountain]

Nominated for nominating one of the sweetest people on lit.

Nominated for not understanding how wanker of the week works, soft wanker...

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for nominating one of the sweetest people on lit.

Twat.
Mate?
I thought you knew me.

Nomination for accusations of my bullying being false.

 

[Amanda330]

Twat.
Mate?
I thought you knew me.

Nomination for accusations of my bullying being false.

Nominated for calling me a twat. And proving me correct, mate.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for not understanding how wanker of the week works, soft wanker...

Nominate for thinking everyone wanks the same way. Double fisted wanker.

Sometimes soft wanking for a long time leads to better results.

 

[Wand3rlust]

What is wrong with the English speaking Europeans that they can't understand they difference between between the long o sound and the "oo" sound.

Booger/boogey

A bogey is a score in golf, an enemy pilot/plane, Humphrey Bogart's nickname and the name of the greatest dog in the history of the woworld.

Nominated for being obtuse about the vagaries of the English language and the subtle nuanced differences in usage of words between our 2 great nations.

But mainly for being Mr Snot to every person from the UK on lit.

 

[crazychemgirl]

There always next week @crazychemgirl , don’t think of it as being runner up, think of it as first loser.

Nominated for thinking all my nominations were about trying to win rather than just trying to annoy @Wand3rlust and be hilarious

 

[Wriggle]

I’m the hamster…

Nominating @morelikeasong for putting furry images into my noggin.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for thinking all my nominations were about trying to win rather than just trying to annoy @Wand3rlust and be hilarious

Nominated for pretending she doesn’t want to win.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for thinking all my nominations were about trying to win rather than just trying to annoy @Wand3rlust and be hilarious

Nominated for annoying the judge.

 

[StillRain]

Congratulations @Wriggle you really must be something else to beat that absolutely fucking absurd list of giant suck-ups to take out the prize this week. Good job, and great song-speech. I am pleased to see you treating this award with the great appreciation it deserves.

As for the rest of you, thank heavens my EXCELLENT choice of panel of judge, @Wand3rlust is able to wade through the absolute tomfoolery, shenanigans and ballyhoo that is running rampant in here in a desperate effort to win this shiny knob. The integrity of this awards cannot be swayed. Until it can.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nominated for annoying the judge.

Nominated for thinking he knows what annoys the judge.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for thinking he knows what annoys the judge.

Nominated for thinking there’s any world where she DOESN’T annoy the judge.