🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

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Nominated for lack of self awareness

 

[morelikeasong]

I know the creator and extreme lobbyist of the below thread did not just bust out a thirst gif to anyone. I refuse to believe that happened.

https://forum.literotica.com/threads/siren-songs-and-helicockters.1600024/post-97942741






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I’m the hamster…

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominated for lack of self awareness

Nominated for not getting the joke

 

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not getting the joke

You are the first to self hamster, you threw off the whole paradigm.

 

[morelikeasong]

You are the first to self hamster, you threw off the whole paradigm.

I’ve BEEN sucking on that hamster bottle.
@NRJLIVES4ever knows

 

[Amanda330]

Thank you so much for recognising that I wank higher than anyone in Wome.

.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery

Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.

Congratulations, Wriggle. I knew you were the wankiest.

And who knew you could sing.

 

[Bry1313]

I’ve BEEN sucking on that hamster bottle.
@NRJLIVES4ever knows

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[Wand3rlust]

I listened to that voca ..

And I still don't know if he can sing..

 

[Wriggle]

@Saltfountain for being a massive philistine and not understanding my artistic vision

 

[Wriggle]

@Amanda330 because her tits practically got me into this mess.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

And the winner is....

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Well done @Wriggle - for his unending and totally believable denial of a harem - for allowing himself to be duped into nominations, and for being both over and under appreciative of all the boobs and noods that are sent his way. So, to the inbox filler of the ladies of lit, we say...

@Wriggle - the wanking honour is all yours.

Nominations up to midnight Thursday BST will be counted towards the next winner, which will be when I get round to it, so fuck off moaning all you shitey little wankers and get nominating.

Happy wanking, fuckers!

There always next week @crazychemgirl , don’t think of it as being runner up, think of it as first loser.

 

[Amanda330]

@Amanda330 because her tits practically got me into this mess.

But they're on hiatus... You can't nominate for past wankery.

 

[Saltfountain]

@Saltfountain for being a massive philistine and not understanding my artistic vision

@Wriggle for being a massive phallus, making him both the wanker and wankee

 

[AuntieDisco]

@Wriggle for being a massive phallus, making him both the wanker and wankee

You do know being a massive phallus is a big hit here

 

[Wriggle]

But they're on hiatus... You can't nominate for past wankery.

@Amanda330 for keeping her tits in.

 

[Wriggle]

You do know being a massive phallus is a big hit here

@AuntieDisco for not knowing the difference between being a massive phallus and having a massive phallus.

 

[Amanda330]

@Amanda330 because her tits practically got me into this mess.

I would actually say they had nothing to do with your wankery. Other than being inspirational.

Nominated for blaming my tits for your wankeriness.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Nominating @ToPleaseHim for assuming a euphemism.....respectfully of course.

Nominated for not being able to nominate without sucking up too

 

[AuntieDisco]

@AuntieDisco for not knowing the difference between being a massive phallus and having a massive phallus.

I do know the difference, you massive phallus. I was trying not to be callous

 

[AmberLGreen]

Thank you so much for recognising that I wank higher than anyone in Wome.

.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery

Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.

Don’t worry about getting the trophy back in time for next week’s winner. Panel of judge will probably be late again!

 

[Azuldrgon]

Nominated for not being able to nominate without sucking up too

Nominated because she enjoys me sucking up.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I’ve BEEN sucking on that hamster bottle.
@NRJLIVES4ever knows

Why I...I do know.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Congratulations, Wriggle. I knew you were the wankiest.

And who knew you could sing.

He can?

 

[Amanda330]

He can?

Sarcasm. But I loved his song anyway. And it's always a brave thing to put yourself out there.

 

[Xerxes82]

Nominated for blaming my tits for your wankeriness.

I'm not an expert, nor can I speak from experience. But a cursory glance at the boards suggests that if you're using this as your criteria, you're going to have to nominate waaaay more dudes and probably more than a few ladies before you're done.