Lmizzler
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Oh I just thought the awards show got cancelled since the award was never presented.
🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆
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AmberLGreen
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We show up week after week supporting the thread, supporting the panel of judge, carefully considering our nominations and what do we get? Absolutely fuck all.
Last week’s winner is off fucking the CEO, panel of judge is out getting her groove on. Why can’t these people schedule their lives around the importance of selecting and nominating a fucking winner. It isn’t too much to ask. These awards are, after all, very sought after.
#onefuckingjobyouwakers
Yesok1
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What's a waker. A man who wakers people up?
lavendersilk
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I think it is the opposite of a Quaker.
Yesok1
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Or a baker
Wand3rlust
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Fuck off I'm dancing
AmberLGreen
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I hope you are putting more effort into that than you are this
Bry1313
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The previous panel of judge was never this late, nominated for being even worse than the March panel of judge
AmberLGreen
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In all fairness the previous panel of judge was just a puppet of the CEO and it was said CEO that was doing all the counting, preparing of certificates and polishing of trophy in the background
Bry1313
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So much lies, the CEO only did the certificate and polished the judge’s trophy.
ToPleaseHim
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Is that a euphemism?!?
Bry1313
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I’d never commit a euphemism
Azuldrgon
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StillRain
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The CEO is busy having great sex with the swankiest of you wankers.
I left April in the hands of a WotW, who I knew would not tolerate your whiney arses neediness. I just didn’t know she would totally abandon it.
. Oh well. That’s how it goes. Soon my vagina and other bits will be forced into hibernation mode again,
at which time the WotW will enjoy another Organisational restructuring. And this incredible awards show will enjoy a renaissance never before seen. 
Now shuddup. And let me have sex.
Wand3rlust
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So - it's been a bumper week of nominations!!!
And even though I have a life and it's been school hols, I have still managed to make this the best week ever in the long and distinguished history of this esteemed award..
The nominations are as follows:
@InThe312 – Nominated for judging the most excellent judge
@AmberLGreen – Nominated for not realising that nominating the most excellent judge was necessary to make @InThe312 feel better about themselves
@InThe312 – nominated for being a whiney arse like @Bry1313 and not realising the most excellent judge has a life off Lit
@Bry1313 – joint nomination for being a whiney arse – this is now a recurring standard nomination until the demise of these awards
@crazychemgirl – for reviving 20-year-old threads
@BigCk47 – for the PM he sent @ToPleaseHim
@StillRain – for not letting last week’s wanker do a speech
@ToPleaseHim – for shutting down @AmberLGreen ‘s scamming and revenge porn business – for shame!
@ydahecnot for reminding @Broken_paladin of the way @AmberLGreen eats popcorn in bed with her dentures out
@Whiskeyjack for thinking it was ok to go rogue in the song challenge
@__Nathan1968 for suggesting a prompt and then immediately posting a song that didn’t match it
@Saltfountain for being a curmudgeonly wanker
@Wand3rlust for posting a dull as ditchwater pic on a creative thread
@Wand3rlust for being a snowflake when it was called out
@Broken_paladin for unnecessary violence against an inanimate object
@Lmizzler for assuming everyone has a tie – x 3
@Amanda330 for making up bullshit excuses for not getting naked, because there is only one type of tie
@Wriggle for not giving credit where it's due
@Amanda330 because @Wriggle always give you a thumbs up reaction to your nudes, so your nomination is libelous
@Wriggle for thinking a plain thumbs up is an appropriate reaction to @Amanda330 's absolute fire
@Wriggle for just a thumbs up. @Amanda330 deserves at least a love. Ungrateful wanker wanking over her boobs...
@vagrantx for blatantly fishing for a nomination
@Broken_paladin for thinking @Amanda330 would ever use a dirty sock
@Wand3rlust for thinking @Broken_paladin attracts wankers wherever he goes (I mean, he totally does)
@Wand3rlust nominated in rebuttal for making lame excuses and not thinking creatively about other “ties”
@Wriggle for allowing himself to be duped
@AmberLGreen for giving away drunk secrets of whole foods adventures
@StillRain for not linking to those secrets
@Saltfountain for chickening out on tagging
@Wand3rlust for trying to stir up drama and antagonism
@Wand3rlust for responding to every post I make with
@Wand3rlust for seeing loads of wanky behaviour, but expecting others to call it out
@Wand3rlust and @Saltfountain for playground flirting on a serious thread about wankers and not getting a room to get it out their systems
@Wriggle for bullshit that he doesn't have a harem
@Saltfountain for being discreet and secretive about his own harem like @Wriggle should be about his non-existent yet totally existent one
@Wriggle for trying to draw attention to others to deflect from his own wankerdom
@Wriggle for assuming @Wand3rlust would stoop that low
@Wand3rlust for lying to @Saltfountain – he doesn’t feel any better. Just dirty (not good dirty)
@Wand3rlust for double standards and not appreciating her wanky behaviour being called out
@Wand3rlust for being a biased judge and ignoring nominations against herself
@Saltfountain for not getting that I was ignoring feeling targeted not the actual nomination
@Wand3rlust for ignoring neuro diverse people who may not have understood the nuance due to their disability and nominated them anyway
@Lmizzler for being flaky
@Wand3rlust for being such an attention hoe
@Lmizzler for arse licking
@UnquietDreams for sucking up to @Amanda330 while claiming to not suck up
@OrdinaryPerson for her super sexy sick person voice that is husky and sexy and it’s entirely unfair
@Bry1313 for his “pedantic” behaviour that splooges all over lit like mac n cheese out of the spam dick
@UnquietDreams because @crazychemgirl still hates his name
@crazychemgirl @lavendersilk @Mr_bogey for insisting @OrdinaryPerson is sick when it's their normal husky man voice
@lavendersilk for being so alluring that @crazychemgril can’t help but throw herself at her over and over again
And even though I have a life and it's been school hols, I have still managed to make this the best week ever in the long and distinguished history of this esteemed award..
The nominations are as follows:
@InThe312 – Nominated for judging the most excellent judge
@AmberLGreen – Nominated for not realising that nominating the most excellent judge was necessary to make @InThe312 feel better about themselves
@InThe312 – nominated for being a whiney arse like @Bry1313 and not realising the most excellent judge has a life off Lit
@Bry1313 – joint nomination for being a whiney arse – this is now a recurring standard nomination until the demise of these awards
@crazychemgirl – for reviving 20-year-old threads
@BigCk47 – for the PM he sent @ToPleaseHim
@StillRain – for not letting last week’s wanker do a speech
@ToPleaseHim – for shutting down @AmberLGreen ‘s scamming and revenge porn business – for shame!
@ydahecnot for reminding @Broken_paladin of the way @AmberLGreen eats popcorn in bed with her dentures out
@Whiskeyjack for thinking it was ok to go rogue in the song challenge
@__Nathan1968 for suggesting a prompt and then immediately posting a song that didn’t match it
@Saltfountain for being a curmudgeonly wanker
@Wand3rlust for posting a dull as ditchwater pic on a creative thread
@Wand3rlust for being a snowflake when it was called out
@Broken_paladin for unnecessary violence against an inanimate object
@Lmizzler for assuming everyone has a tie – x 3
@Amanda330 for making up bullshit excuses for not getting naked, because there is only one type of tie
@Wriggle for not giving credit where it's due
@Amanda330 because @Wriggle always give you a thumbs up reaction to your nudes, so your nomination is libelous
@Wriggle for thinking a plain thumbs up is an appropriate reaction to @Amanda330 's absolute fire
@Wriggle for just a thumbs up. @Amanda330 deserves at least a love. Ungrateful wanker wanking over her boobs...
@vagrantx for blatantly fishing for a nomination
@Broken_paladin for thinking @Amanda330 would ever use a dirty sock
@Wand3rlust for thinking @Broken_paladin attracts wankers wherever he goes (I mean, he totally does)
@Wand3rlust nominated in rebuttal for making lame excuses and not thinking creatively about other “ties”
@Wriggle for allowing himself to be duped
@AmberLGreen for giving away drunk secrets of whole foods adventures
@StillRain for not linking to those secrets
@Saltfountain for chickening out on tagging
@Wand3rlust for trying to stir up drama and antagonism
@Wand3rlust for responding to every post I make with
@Wand3rlust for seeing loads of wanky behaviour, but expecting others to call it out
@Wand3rlust and @Saltfountain for playground flirting on a serious thread about wankers and not getting a room to get it out their systems
@Wriggle for bullshit that he doesn't have a harem
@Saltfountain for being discreet and secretive about his own harem like @Wriggle should be about his non-existent yet totally existent one
@Wriggle for trying to draw attention to others to deflect from his own wankerdom
@Wriggle for assuming @Wand3rlust would stoop that low
@Wand3rlust for lying to @Saltfountain – he doesn’t feel any better. Just dirty (not good dirty)
@Wand3rlust for double standards and not appreciating her wanky behaviour being called out
@Wand3rlust for being a biased judge and ignoring nominations against herself
@Saltfountain for not getting that I was ignoring feeling targeted not the actual nomination
@Wand3rlust for ignoring neuro diverse people who may not have understood the nuance due to their disability and nominated them anyway
@Lmizzler for being flaky
@Wand3rlust for being such an attention hoe
@Lmizzler for arse licking
@UnquietDreams for sucking up to @Amanda330 while claiming to not suck up
@OrdinaryPerson for her super sexy sick person voice that is husky and sexy and it’s entirely unfair
@Bry1313 for his “pedantic” behaviour that splooges all over lit like mac n cheese out of the spam dick
@UnquietDreams because @crazychemgirl still hates his name
@crazychemgirl @lavendersilk @Mr_bogey for insisting @OrdinaryPerson is sick when it's their normal husky man voice
@lavendersilk for being so alluring that @crazychemgril can’t help but throw herself at her over and over again
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Wand3rlust
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@Pond_Dweller for being sexy as fuck
@Tigobitties98 for her little sister instigation even though @crazychemgirl absolutely loves every minute of it
@Mr_bogey for his utter unwillingness to give even a nanometer even under intense pressure x 2
@Wand3rlust for reminding @crazychemgirl that she hadn’t nominated anyone and now she's gone completely fucking mental
@vagrantx because her name also reminds @crazychemgirl of vagina
@crazychemgirl for suggesting @Mr_bogey is only a nanometer big
The whole of Lit for only letting @OrdinaryPerson "like" posts
@SalaciousMonkey22 for always giving @crazychemgirl the side eye and yet always denying it
@BadAmy for being funnier than she has any right to be. I mean. She’s a little humourous. I guess….
@NRJLIVES4ever cuz @crazychemgirl misses him and just wanted to tag him
@Trekka for awakening the stallion in @Lord Pmann and inflicting him on the rest of us
@ShaneoD because he rarely pops his head into shenanigans anymore
@crazychemgirl because she never shares her boobs even though she's the coolest kid in the cafeteria!
@morelikeasong because she’s gorgeous and beautiful and had a nice voice and this is also not fair.
@Amanda330 for having amazing tits
@Saltfountain for daring to marry @crazychemgirl out of spite
all you fuckers for yet another thread that goes too fast for @OrdinaryPerson to follow
@Indie for being so nice it sometimes makes @crazychemgirl feel like a terrible person but also makes her want to strive to do better
@PassionatePanther because she’s the better version of @crazychemgirl
@AuntieDisco for the same
@Indie for ignoring @OrdinaryPerson all day
@crazychemgirl – for everyone being sick of all her shit
@Wand3rlust for relying on @crazychemgirl to save her from a job
@Saltfountain for being a useless, but total cunt
@Saltfountain for not being the kind of cunt @crazychemgirl likes
@Saltfountain for self nominating
@Saltfountain because he lies, not a cunt at all!
@Wand3rlust for blaming @crazychemgirl when she clearly brought this on herself
@Tigobitties98 for being a trouble-making little sister
@SalaciousMonkey22 for a repeat nomination
@crazychemgirl for assuming @SalaciousMonkey22 pays attention to her
@SalaciousMonkey22 for denying that he can’t quit @crazychemgirl
@crazychemgirl for making @SalaciousMonkey22 want to wear a sheepskin lined jacket and cowboy hat
@Wand3rlust for encouraging all these thirsty fucking wankers
@Shenanigans90 for stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s thread name
@crazychemgirl for using the word 'titties' not once, but twice
@Shenanigans90 for having added a random number to an otherwise good name
@Shenanigans90 for not even trying
@StillRain for making @AmberLGreen see something with a Balthazar of champagne that she will never be able to unsee!!!
@OrdinaryPerson for false advertisement in their username
@Broken_paladin for even thinking that @AmberLGreen “gives it away”
@Tigobitties98 for her little sister instigation even though @crazychemgirl absolutely loves every minute of it
@Mr_bogey for his utter unwillingness to give even a nanometer even under intense pressure x 2
@Wand3rlust for reminding @crazychemgirl that she hadn’t nominated anyone and now she's gone completely fucking mental
@vagrantx because her name also reminds @crazychemgirl of vagina
@crazychemgirl for suggesting @Mr_bogey is only a nanometer big
The whole of Lit for only letting @OrdinaryPerson "like" posts
@SalaciousMonkey22 for always giving @crazychemgirl the side eye and yet always denying it
@BadAmy for being funnier than she has any right to be. I mean. She’s a little humourous. I guess….
@NRJLIVES4ever cuz @crazychemgirl misses him and just wanted to tag him
@Trekka for awakening the stallion in @Lord Pmann and inflicting him on the rest of us
@ShaneoD because he rarely pops his head into shenanigans anymore
@crazychemgirl because she never shares her boobs even though she's the coolest kid in the cafeteria!
@morelikeasong because she’s gorgeous and beautiful and had a nice voice and this is also not fair.
@Amanda330 for having amazing tits
@Saltfountain for daring to marry @crazychemgirl out of spite
all you fuckers for yet another thread that goes too fast for @OrdinaryPerson to follow
@Indie for being so nice it sometimes makes @crazychemgirl feel like a terrible person but also makes her want to strive to do better
@PassionatePanther because she’s the better version of @crazychemgirl
@AuntieDisco for the same
@Indie for ignoring @OrdinaryPerson all day
@crazychemgirl – for everyone being sick of all her shit
@Wand3rlust for relying on @crazychemgirl to save her from a job
@Saltfountain for being a useless, but total cunt
@Saltfountain for not being the kind of cunt @crazychemgirl likes
@Saltfountain for self nominating
@Saltfountain because he lies, not a cunt at all!
@Wand3rlust for blaming @crazychemgirl when she clearly brought this on herself
@Tigobitties98 for being a trouble-making little sister
@SalaciousMonkey22 for a repeat nomination
@crazychemgirl for assuming @SalaciousMonkey22 pays attention to her
@SalaciousMonkey22 for denying that he can’t quit @crazychemgirl
@crazychemgirl for making @SalaciousMonkey22 want to wear a sheepskin lined jacket and cowboy hat
@Wand3rlust for encouraging all these thirsty fucking wankers
@Shenanigans90 for stealing @crazychemgirl ‘s thread name
@crazychemgirl for using the word 'titties' not once, but twice
@Shenanigans90 for having added a random number to an otherwise good name
@Shenanigans90 for not even trying
@StillRain for making @AmberLGreen see something with a Balthazar of champagne that she will never be able to unsee!!!
@OrdinaryPerson for false advertisement in their username
@Broken_paladin for even thinking that @AmberLGreen “gives it away”
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Wand3rlust
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And the winner is....
View attachment 2338490
Well done @Wriggle - for his unending and totally believable denial of a harem - for allowing himself to be duped into nominations, and for being both over and under appreciative of all the boobs and noods that are sent his way. So, to the inbox filler of the ladies of lit, we say...
@Wriggle - the wanking honour is all yours.
Nominations up to midnight Thursday BST will be counted towards the next winner, which will be when I get round to it, so fuck off moaning all you shitey little wankers and get nominating.
Happy wanking, fuckers!
View attachment 2338490Well done @Wriggle - for his unending and totally believable denial of a harem - for allowing himself to be duped into nominations, and for being both over and under appreciative of all the boobs and noods that are sent his way. So, to the inbox filler of the ladies of lit, we say...
@Wriggle - the wanking honour is all yours.
Nominations up to midnight Thursday BST will be counted towards the next winner, which will be when I get round to it, so fuck off moaning all you shitey little wankers and get nominating.
Happy wanking, fuckers!
Wand3rlust
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Oh, and for avoidance of doubt, self nominations are ignored under the current (and most excellent) panel of judge.
This award is bestowed on wankers. Not cunts. (otherwise me and @AmberLGreen would be taking it in turns to win every week)
This award is bestowed on wankers. Not cunts. (otherwise me and @AmberLGreen would be taking it in turns to win every week)
Wriggle
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Thank you so much for recognising that I wank higher than anyone in Wome.
.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery
Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.
.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery
Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.
Saltfountain
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morelikeasong
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That might be the best acceptance speech yetThank you so much for recognising that I wank higher than anyone in Wome.
.A Round of Applause for all this week's absolute wankery
Get out your banjos....
A little acceptance speech.
Saltfountain
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@morelikeasong for sucking up to that 'song'
Bry1313
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Nominated for egregious suck up.That might be the best acceptance speech yet
morelikeasong
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Bry1313
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I know the creator and extreme lobbyist of the below thread did not just bust out a thirst gif to anyone. I refuse to believe that happened.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/siren-songs-and-helicockters.1600024/post-97942741
https://media2.giphy.com/media/QZ88GKBba6TjLhBFGD/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ldnhia8porf340mz5nmaqbeb6xqcsaw84pe7z97t&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
