🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[Bry1313]

Nominated for not being the kind of cunt i like.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/BUYmvB0FFywAAAAC/audrey-hepburn-what.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

@Wand3rlust for blaming me when she clearly brought this on herself

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I nominate @Tigobitties98 for being a trouble-making little sister.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Tigobitties98 for being a trouble-making little sister.

Done that already.

Nominated for a repeat nomination.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Done that already.

Nominated for a repeat nomination.

nominated for assuming I pay attention to her,

 

[crazychemgirl]

nominated for assuming I pay attention to her,

Nominated for denying that he can’t quit me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Nominated for denying that he can’t quit me.

Nominated for making me want to wear a sheepskin lined jacket and cowboy hat. Wait….

 

[ShaneoD]

I nominate @ShaneoD because he rarely pops his head into shenanigans anymore

Sorry I've been to busy wanking

 

[AuntieDisco]

I nominate @PassionatePanther because she’s the better version of me..

Then again.. let’s add @AuntieDisco in here for this too

Is this like a Canadian edition nomination??

 

[crazychemgirl]

I nominate @Shenanigans90 for stealing my thread name.

 

[Wand3rlust]

itty bitty titties =/= pancake titties

Nominated for using the word 'titties' not once, but twice.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I nominate @Shenanigans90 for stealing my thread name.

I’m disappointed that you left off the catchy 90 at the end.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m disappointed that you left off the catchy 90 at the end.

Nominated for having adding a random number to an otherwise good name

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nominated for having adding a random number to an otherwise good name

Totally merited

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Totally merited

Nominated for not even trying

 

[AmberLGreen]

I nominate @AmberLGreen for giving away drunk secrets of whole foods adventures.

Nominated for making me see something with a Balthazar of champagne that I will never be able to unsee!!!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nominated for not even trying

Nominated for false advertisement in your username. There is nothing ordinary about you.

 

[AmberLGreen]

she gives away a lot more than secrets when she is drunk.. just sayin'..

Nominated for even thinking that I “give it away”

 

[AmberLGreen]

I nominate @Lord Pmann for wanting to talk about sex on a reading site. Pervy wanker

 

[Lord Pmann]

I nominate @Lord Pmann for wanting to talk about sex on a reading site. Pervy wanker

I still argue this is a porn site. That’s what my work firewall keeps telling me.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Nominated for false advertisement in your username. There is nothing ordinary about you.

Nominated for confusing me for a judge. Blatant sucking up isn't going to get you anywhere

 

[Shenanigans90]

Nominated for confusing me for a judge. Blatant sucking up isn't going to get you anywhere

https://imgur.com/a/kS4wSKF

Nominated for mistaking my diss game for sucking up.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://imgur.com/a/kS4wSKF

Nominated for mistaking my diss game for sucking up.

Nominated for a horrible diss game and embarrassing me by using Imgur to post gifs. Have I taught you nothing?

 

[AmberLGreen]

The presentation of this award just gets later and later. What a fucking shit show.

Nominating @Wand3rlust for being fucking lazy and @StillRain for yet again picking a shit panel of judge

#totalfuckingshambles

 

[Yesok1]

Nominated for having adding a random number to an otherwise good name

Maybe he owns a a gym, Shane' n' Gains and it was founded in 1990?