Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

....and they don't fold bath towels the right way

...um... I'm proud of myself if I manage to get them folded... there's a wrong way to do it???

I'm so screwed...

 

[dawn_of_night]

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I hate this ... This is why it's important you get all the way in there before you shoot...

 

[dawn_of_night]

Pretty sure he already has a tip...

I mean he might, but he hasn't given it to me... So it's hear say...

 

[crazychemgirl]

...um... I'm proud of myself if I manage to get them folded... there's a wrong way to do it???

I'm so screwed...

Sometimes I just throw them in the cupboard not folded.

#chaosdemon

 

[dawn_of_night]

DIWTP (Dad I would totally peg)? Seems like there should be.

I LOVE THIS!!?!??
Genius fuckers

 

[BrendaBear]

Sometimes I just throw them in the cupboard not folded.

#chaosdemon

https://media1.tenor.com/m/w3C4O6yI7CYAAAAC/are-you-the-one-ayto.gif

 

[happychap43]

No, you should always fold

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Sometimes I just throw them in the cupboard not folded.

#chaosdemon

 

[Amanda330]

People who take themselves too seriously.

Bry.

 

[JackKingOff]

*poof*
Have at it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Yes, and?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yes, and?

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[crazychemgirl]

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Underrated movie.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I hate this ... This is why it's important you get all the way in there before you shoot...

Excellent tip! Me? What I usually do is let the giver know I'm about to cum and let them do what they will with it. Push all the way down and swallow, jerk it on their face or tits, stick out their tongue and let me beat off into their mouth. Or ask where they want it. That extra little bit of encoragement ("cum on my tits" etc) is enough to make the crecendo a glorious thing. There's all kinds of fun to be had with jizz. Lol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Well... shit.
I heard my kid coming down the stairs (he has a sick day, but he doesn't seem all that sick). I thought it'd be hilarious to shoot a Nerf gun at him as he was coming down. I didn't realize he was carrying a stack of plates down from his room and so when I shot the Nerf gun he got startled and dropped them all.
Oops. That one might be on me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Underrated movie.

I knew I liked you.

 

[Bry1313]

Bry.

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[crazychemgirl]

Well... shit.
I heard my kid coming down the stairs (he has a sick day, but he doesn't seem all that sick). I thought it'd be hilarious to shoot a Nerf gun at him as he was coming down. I didn't realize he was carrying a stack of plates down from his room and so when I shot the Nerf gun he got startled and dropped them all.
Oops. That one might be on me.

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another great movie.

 

[Amanda330]

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It's out of love.

 

[Nicefella]

Probably the same pretentious fucks who use words like “hirsuteness”

Hmmm…
Quickly writes down “hirsuteness” as a word to be used in the presence of pretentious fuckertwatdders

 

[hotoldrguy]

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@OrdinaryPerson
@crazychemgirl

the pee in the balls threw me a bit

 

[__Nathan1968]

the pee in the balls threw me a bit

I was just relieved it wasn’t bile.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Excellent tip! Me? What I usually do is let the giver know I'm about to cum and let them do what they will with it. Push all the way down and swallow, jerk it on their face or tits, stick their tongue and let me best off into their mouth. Or ask where they want it. That extra little bit of encoragement ("cum on my tits" etc) is enough to make the crecendo a glorious thing. There's all kinds of fun to be had with jizz. Lol

Thank you,

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/12gg3HfDLkPN

@OrdinaryPerson
@crazychemgirl

I am utterly confused right now...

 

[UnquietDreams]

My body has no idea how to react to this.

Oh, I'm glad I'm not the only one...

It's kinda the opposite of when I was reading hot smut to a friend using Ernie and Barney's voices.