Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

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Get out with those farts....
I'm trying to work here....
Of your gonna hot dad please continue without the gasious releases

 

[dawn_of_night]

If I have a say… no… but people tell me that calling myself hot is narcism.

I mean, can I be the judge ??

 

[Nicefella]

Get out with those farts....
I'm trying to work here....
Of your gonna hot dad please continue without the gasious releases

I’m not the hot dad. NonDILF remember. I leave the flossin to others

 

[Bry1313]

Cuz I’m in a kind or irritated mood …


give me some of your pet peeves…


I hate two-faced people
People who are mean for no reason
Men who post dick pics without warning

People who take themselves too seriously.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I always assumed he looked more like the ape.

Some people appreciate hirsuteness tyvm

 

[crazychemgirl]

Some people appreciate hirsuteness tyvm

Probably the same pretentious fucks who use words like “hirsuteness”

 

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Probably the same pretentious fucks who use words like “hirsuteness”

My pet peeve is people who don’t understand my art.

 

[BrendaBear]

I’m not the hot dad. NonDILF remember. I leave the flossin to others

I'm not up on all these damn acronyms... I do know what a MILF and DILF is...

But is there a DILTHBW? (Dad I'd like to have a beer with) or maybe DIWTP (Dad I would totally peg)? Seems like there should be.

 

[crazychemgirl]

My pet peeve is people who don’t understand my art.

you can’t keep calling your spunk spray “art” … that’s why you keep getting banned from museums.

 

[BrendaBear]

Probably the same pretentious fucks who use words like “hirsuteness”

...I had to look that up...

 

[Bry1313]

you can’t keep calling your spunk spray “art” … that’s why you keep getting banned from museums.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952tf9cr7qisdit5i1gwvd257njcgj58uoqly92907s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952tf9cr7qisdit5i1gwvd257njcgj58uoqly92907s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Blame @SalaciousMonkey22

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[BrendaBear]

Blame @SalaciousMonkey22

Wait... I thought we were supposed to blame @Bry1313... expanding blame territory? Okay. I'm good with that.

 

[dawn_of_night]

No sweat. I write better when I’m not paid to do it.

So no need to tip?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

you can’t keep calling your spunk spray “art” … that’s why you keep getting banned from museums.

Pfffttt museums are for boring old white people and tourists anyway. I got an exhibition opening up at this super exclusive gallery in the arts district next month.

 

[JackKingOff]

I mean, can I be the judge ??

I would love to be judged, but first judge the fact I don't know how to get an image with in the correct permitters so that it uploads

 

[BrendaBear]

So no need to tip?

Pretty sure he already has a tip...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Pfffttt museums are for boring old white people and tourists anyway. I got an exhibition opening up at this super exclusive gallery in the arts district next month.

Make sure you drink lots of fluids.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cuz I’m in a kind or irritated mood …


give me some of your pet peeves…


I hate two-faced people
People who are mean for no reason
Men who post dick pics without warning

All of these are irritating

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Blame @SalaciousMonkey22

Nop nope nope. I did not bring dicks nor spunk into this conversations that’s all on you.

I mean, metaphorically. Not literally.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Cuz I’m in a kind or irritated mood …


give me some of your pet peeves…


I hate two-faced people
People who are mean for no reason
Men who post dick pics without warning

I also hate it when people put the toilet paper on backwards and they don't fold bath towels the right way

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Make sure you drink lots of fluids.

Wine is a fluid right?

 

[dawn_of_night]

I’m not the hot dad. NonDILF remember. I leave the flossin to others

Hmmm....