What a coincidence that just this morning I was launching my new side gig. Was torn or the name either Dad Libs® or Mad Lits®. Extra charge for the vocaroo playback.Count me in for the dirty talk and the orgasmone of my favorite sounds
Good morning shenanigang
Well it started off really well but that was just the car ride to work. We'll see how it goes once I get there.
Oh, how I love you...
I 2nd this....
Good morning yourself, you beautiful bitchCount me in for the dirty talk and the orgasm
Good morning shenanigang
(that's diety talk, btw 
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Diety talk? Godliness is next to dirtiness, I always say.Good morning yourself, you beautiful bitch
Permission granted, back to bed with youGood morning!
Can someone give me permission to stay home from work and go back to bed? Lol
That's a real friend
I knew somebody here would help a senile, old man out! Thanks!There you go!
I use GIPHY because I’m tech challenged and for some reason can’t save the gif from V’s version on my phone. Giphy works fine most times but V’s method is much higher quality
Oh damn…love how down and dirty you’re willing to get!
Wait, what is @Whiskeyjack sucking? I mean I may have a suggestion or three, but AFAF anyway…
Sure, sure... until I tell you how attentive to my kids I was this weekend. Then I'm just hot dadding all over the place.Wait, what is @Whiskeyjack sucking? I mean I may have a suggestion or three, but AFAF anyway…
You say that like it’s a bad thing, or mutually exclusive?Sure, sure... until I tell you how attentive to my kids I was this weekend. Then I'm just hot dadding all over the place.
You can hot dad AND suck things…
Oh, I wasn't disputing that.You say that like it’s a bad thing, or mutually exclusive?
It’s me… I’m the friend
I love it when you hot daddle...Sure, sure... until I tell you how attentive to my kids I was this weekend. Then I'm just hot dadding all over the place.
LOL okay fiiine…what would you be sucking if I was asking for me…?
Well that's okay, then.
Back in my hot dad days, that was often the goalYou say that like it’s a bad thing, or mutually exclusive?
Are you implying your hot dad days are over?
Ugh, autocorrect is going to be the death of me. Mark my works!
It’s hot distant dad now…..stupid growing up
No matter how old and/or far away they are, you can still hot dad!
