Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

No. None today.

Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the Jeep today?

 

[lavendersilk]

Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the Jeep today?

Shhhh... she's going for the Wanker Award.

 

[lavendersilk]

I don't wanna but I'm gonna. Bye for now my pretties.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fucking truth! Pomeranians at #2 though






FFS! I swear I checked the preview button to make sure they worked before posting, both times. It must be some kind of Lit conspiracy to prevent you from hearing the wet kitty sounds
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/hard-wet-currently.1528900/post-97764809

Oh, holy cats and owls, my brain just melted a little...

 

[Amanda330]

I mean...

... that's what I'm doing.

Doors this count as permission?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Fuck I dont feel like going to my fake job either. I already took Friday off. Might have to say fuck it to tomorrow too and do some day drinking with dog.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Count me in for the dirty talk and the orgasm one of my favorite sounds

Good morning shenanigang

For breakfast?

Sure

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Oh, holy cats and owls, my brain just melted a little...

Mrow?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Did someone wake up on the wrong side of the Jeep today?

Just tired… it’s gonna be a long monday

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Doors this count as permission?

Take charge. Seize the day. Make your own permissions!

 

[Amanda330]

Even Mr. Rogers hates Mondays.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/lzBY7pJFD7Op3MS8NH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ckgizpmpidfyrhnvty461w5bmb9hyg2ulzq9gu5s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Whiskeyjack]

I don't wanna but I'm gonna. Bye for now my pretties.

Why did I read this as "Bye for now, my panties"?

 

[Amanda330]

Take charge. Seize the day. Make your own permissions!

Rude.

 

[LupineOne]

Good morning!

Can someone give me permission to stay home from work and go back to bed? Lol

Me too, especially since it’s another gloriously sunny day!

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Even Mr. Rogers hates Mondays.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/lzBY7pJFD7Op3MS8NH/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ckgizpmpidfyrhnvty461w5bmb9hyg2ulzq9gu5s&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Disagree. I love Mondays. Mondays are the best. I just got my kids to school and now I have the next 7 hours with the house to myself. Yay Mondays!

 

[hotcpu]

I'll take all the loud, crack the glass in the windows, wake up the neighbors female climax screams and bag the Monday work day as well. Morning All

 

[LupineOne]

For breakfast?

Sure

Most important meal of the day!

 

[Amanda330]

Disagree. I love Mondays. Mondays are the best. I just got my kids to school and now I have the next 7 hours with the house to myself. Yay Mondays!

Suck it, Jack.

I really truly hope you have the best time at home. By yourself...
https://media3.giphy.com/media/aptBnjNaen6xJrcdXT/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b95258b8j3rqiv4y0mxy4vsi4vasdte44n96ldrs6itn&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Why did I read this as "Bye for now, my panties"?

Wishful thinking? A wise man once said:
“Take charge. Seize the day. Make your own permissions!”

 

[vagrantx]

Make your own permissions!

sudo chmod 755 "todays plans.txt"

 

[UnquietDreams]

What turns me on is dirty talk.

Some dirty talk for the ladies...

https://voca.ro/1dySBZ8X4TW4

 

[dawn_of_night]

Goodnight, love

Good morning

 

[Lmizzler]

Anyone have a good suggestion for a gif maker?

Have some videos I want to make into gifs and haven’t been in love with other apps I’ve tried yet.

And Go!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Good morning

Good morning, sweetheart. Have a wonderful day!

 

[vagrantx]

Anyone have a good suggestion for a gif maker?

Have some videos I want to make into gifs and haven’t been in love with other apps I’ve tried yet.

And Go!

sent this to someone who asked the same thing a few days ago.... the GIF came out absolutely delicious

it's really easy! if you have a video that's not too long.
https://ezgif.com/video-to-gif
upload.
change FPS to 33.
press create.
then Optimize to reduce the ridiculous file size (gifs are like 20 times the size of a video).
(compression will forfeit some quality)

There you go!