Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

Oh.... I just realized... I didn't mean to imply you were rude... sorry about that. I just spouted my thoughts before realizing the implication.

I'm kind of glad you brought it up because I was worried people did think I was being rude.

 

[BrendaBear]

I think you have it well in hand.

The party planning, or his johnson?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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Good night beautiful fuckers.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Gosh... why? Did you read my earlier comments about the spitroast thing or something?

So you need a 3rd, yes?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I don’t even particularly like small dogs. But this gif slays me.

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

The party planning, or his johnson?

Exactly

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I'm kind of glad you brought it up because I was worried people did think I was being rude.

You articulated what you want, nothing rude about that.

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Facts.

 

[Bry1313]

I ask for so little

I can definitely deliver so little

 

[BrendaBear]

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Okay - that's pretty funny because the dog my kitten ran off? Yep! It was a chihuahua.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Okay, all you US Shenanigan...er People, PSA:

YOUR TAXES ARE DUE TOMORROW.

 

[lavendersilk]

Okay, all you US Shenanigan...er People, PSA:

YOUR TAXES ARE DUE TOMORROW.

Unless you have an extention.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I can definitely deliver so little

 

[UnquietDreams]

Unless you have an extention.

I've already talked to a couple of people this weekend who are like "Oh, crap, I keep forgetting."

I am taking my ex's taxes over to her now. Why did I do her taxes? I am still not sure...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I've already talked to a couple of people this weekend who are like "Oh, crap, I keep forgetting."

I am taking my ex's taxes over to her now. Why did I do her taxes? I am still not sure...

Is this how a nerdy porn starts?
UD rings doorbell. Ex opens door.
UD: Here is your completed 1040.
Ex: Thanks, but I don't have any money to pay you. Can we work out another form of payment.
UD: Well, I could set up a partial deposit from your refund...
Ex: I have a better idea for what you can deposit.
UD pushes his glasses back up: No, you deposit money with... oooohh...

 

[Amanda330]

Is this how a nerdy porn starts?
UD rings doorbell. Ex opens door.
UD: Here is your completed 1040.
Ex: Thanks, but I don't have any money to pay you. Can we work out another form of payment.
UD: Well, I could set up a partial deposit from your refund...
Ex: I have a better idea for what you can deposit.
UD pushes his glasses back up: No, you deposit money with... oooohh...

That's exactly what I was thinking.

 

[BrendaBear]

Okay, all you US Shenanigan...er People, PSA:

YOUR TAXES ARE DUE TOMORROW.

Unless you have an extension.

…or already filed like a good girl.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is this how a nerdy porn starts?
UD rings doorbell. Ex opens door.
UD: Here is your completed 1040.
Ex: Thanks, but I don't have any money to pay you. Can we work out another form of payment.
UD: Well, I could set up a partial deposit from your refund...
Ex: I have a better idea for what you can deposit.
UD pushes his glasses back up: No, you deposit money with... oooohh...

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

…or already filed like a good girl.

Right? Who waits until April?

 

[BrendaBear]

I've already talked to a couple of people this weekend who are like "Oh, crap, I keep forgetting."

I am taking my ex's taxes over to her now. Why did I do her taxes? I am still not sure...

Because you are a nice guy.

 

[UnquietDreams]

…or already filed like a good girl.

You're a good girl, BrendaD.

 

[lavendersilk]

I've already talked to a couple of people this weekend who are like "Oh, crap, I keep forgetting."

I am taking my ex's taxes over to her now. Why did I do her taxes? I am still not sure...

Because you are a nice person.

I own a small business so we have an accountant who always files an extension.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Right? Who waits until April?

I try to set it where I get nothing, or owe, so I do.

Angling for a red card?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Right? Who waits until April?

TONS of people.
Back when I worked for a tax attorney, this was by far our busiest time of year.
People love to procrastinate.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Is this how a nerdy porn starts?
UD rings doorbell. Ex opens door.
UD: Here is your completed 1040.
Ex: Thanks, but I don't have any money to pay you. Can we work out another form of payment.
UD: Well, I could set up a partial deposit from your refund...
Ex: I have a better idea for what you can deposit.
UD pushes his glasses back up: No, you deposit money with... oooohh...

Brown chicken brown cow

 

[UnquietDreams]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Okay, she didn't do that the last seven or eight years we were married, so...

She decided post-marital sex was forbidden in her religion.