Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

I frequently just break out into song with whatever earworm has taken hold of me. Usually while I’m doing random other shit around the house.

I hope my acceptance song doesn't become an earworm while the family are around.

 

[BrendaBear]

I frequently just break out into song with whatever earworm has taken hold of me. Usually while I’m doing random other shit around the house.

I do that too… or start dancing and singing to whatever music I have playing… which gets funny looks from my dog.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I do that too… or start dancing and singing to whatever music I have playing… which gets funny looks from my dog.

My dog just looks over at me and sadly shakes her head.

 

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[lavendersilk]

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I hope someone accidentally sends me a text like that someday. A girl can dream.

 

[BrendaBear]

My dog just looks over at me and sadly shakes her head.

I get more of this kind of look…
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[Deleted member 6592667]

I hope someone accidentally sends me a text like that someday. A girl can dream.

My reaction would have been exactly the same. "Wait a second, this is actually the RIGHT number!"

 

[Dubinsky]

I do that too… or start dancing and singing to whatever music I have playing… which gets funny looks from my dog.

Yes. The curse of being a shitty dancer.

Relatable.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes. The curse of being a shitty dancer.

Relatable.

I have rhythm... it just still looks like a white girl trying to prove she has rhythm.

 

[BrendaBear]

I have rhythm... it just still looks like a white girl trying to prove she has rhythm.

I am sure you look wonderful!

I just look like an old woman thinking she is 15 again…. Not inaccurate.

 

[CX726577]

I am sure you look wonderful!

I just look like an old woman thinking she is 15 again…. Not inaccurate.

"Elaine Dance Contest" worthy?

 

[UnquietDreams]

"Elaine Dance Contest" worthy?

 

[BrendaBear]

"Elaine Dance Contest" worthy?

Uh… I don’t know what that is… I am exceedingly un-hip.

 

[CX726577]

Uh… I don’t know what that is… I am exceedingly un-hip.

From the Seinfeld series. They actually have an annual competition now. I think they stole my moves !

 

[UnquietDreams]

Uh… I don’t know what that is… I am exceedingly un-hip.

Psst...I gotcha. Look one higher.

 

[BrendaBear]

From the Seinfeld series. They actually have an annual competition now. I think they stole my moves !

Oh! I never watched that show, thanks for enlightening me.

Psst...I gotcha. Look one higher.

Thanks! I really hope I don’t dance like that.

 

[Dubinsky]

"Elaine Dance Contest" worthy?

I make Elaine look like fuckin' John Travolta.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That’s all I need for my man card? Suh-weet, pure man here

I ask for so little

 

[Amanda330]

I make Elaine look like fuckin' John Travolta.

Well does your cock dance better than you do? I've seen your cock dance on the cockter thread and I beg to differ.

 

[Dubinsky]

Well does your cock dance better than you do? I've seen your cock dance on the cockter thread and I beg to differ.

They say that how you dance is an indicator of how you fuck.

Based on whatever feedback I've received from both activities? That's not true, THANK GOD.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Well does your cock dance better than you do? I've seen your cock dance on the cockter thread and I beg to differ.

Did I miss a dick trick?

 

[Dubinsky]

Did I miss a dick trick?

I was the first Ghostie, though I'll admit it was imperfect.

 

[Amanda330]

Did I miss a dick trick?

No, this was his ghosty trick from a little while ago.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I was the first Ghostie, though I'll admit it was imperfect.

No, this was his ghosty trick from a little while ago.

Ok. Phew. I mean I think I saw that? I remember a ghost penis

 

[Dubinsky]

Ok. Phew. I mean I think I saw that? I remember a ghost penis

Always nice to hear how UNmemorable one is...