Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

I don’t know. He’s either recommending a certain kind of miracle grow, or suggesting you shit in the yard

Goddamn it Nebbles!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

The hardest thing for a guy to learn is that a moan means "keep doing that, exactly like that." Instead, our brains say "Achievement Completed! Now try something completely different!"

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Exactly. I think a video game noise goes off with it too. Learning to suppress that opens up a whole new world...

I literally heard the PlayStation trophy chime in my head while reading that first post

It wasn’t. Imagine the best you can think of. Then add some mojo to it and that was the pussy.

I feel like I need to clarify that, in no serious manner, did I ever call a woman’s pussy ye olde pussy.

Too late to walk that one back It is now canon Pmann lore, along with the pony play

For the record, I absolutely slay ye olde pussy and I'm not afraid to say it!

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Either put your lance away, or teach it some new tricks for the Siren Songs and Helicockters thread

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

In all honesty. Chicken shit. That’s the best organic fertilizer

Sadly, I know; we have chicken farms around here - so much worse than cow shit.

Ewwwwwww

Yeah, I know. Just when there was a slight chance I was normal. Nope...

 

[Mr_bogey]

There’s a lot to be said for a sexy silver fox in his 50s

Awww. Thanks Nebs. But did you quote Nathan by mistake?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well on that note, it’s time for this “29” year old to get to bed.

Good night all

Night!

 

[Mr_bogey]

My hair is brown and I choose to shave it all off.

Choose, uh huh....

 

[Mr_bogey]

I agree so hard with this.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well on that note, it’s time for this “29” year old to get to bed.

Good night all

Good night!

 

[Codeman93]

Perfect meme

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Awww. Thanks Nebs. But did you quote Nathan by mistake?

That must be what happened

 

[Mr_bogey]

Ahem.

Don't even try. You have a ways to go til 40. Let the old have a night, would ya?

 

[Codeman93]

Don't even try. You have a ways to go til 40. Let the old have a night, would ya?

Your not old your experienced…. Ok maybe that comes with being old but stick to experienced

 

[Bry1313]

Remind me to tell @Bry1313 that I'm sorry for getting the two of you confused a few weeks back.

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[Kitty_so_frisky]

My jimmy runs deep. So deep. Put her ass to sleep.

I guess Ice Cube is deep.

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I was eyeing that at one point, but I have questions! Mainly: why aren’t the other 4.08 inches insertable?

How well does the app work? I've been thinking about getting one of their toys for a long time but don't know anyone who has one.

You know quite a few people who have them! Check out the Sex Toy Reviews thread

 

[Codeman93]

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I was eyeing that at one point, but I have questions! Mainly: why aren’t the other 4.08 inches insertable?
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You know quite a few people who have them! Check out the Sex Toy Reviews thread

Because the loss of 4 inches make it average

 

[Bry1313]

Wait. Where's my apology?

That was a compliment to you

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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I was eyeing that at one point, but I have questions! Mainly: why aren’t the other 4.08 inches insertable?
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You know quite a few people who have them! Check out the Sex Toy Reviews thread

Because the loss of 4 inches make it average

Buttons?

 

[Codeman93]

Buttons?

It’s lovense that shits probably Bluetooth

 

[Bry1313]

There’s a lot to be said for a sexy silver fox in his 50s

Feel free to say all of it…….to me

 

[MindYaBitness]

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I was eyeing that at one point, but I have questions! Mainly: why aren’t the other 4.08 inches insertable?
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You know quite a few people who have them! Check out the Sex Toy Reviews thread

I feel like there's a bit more than they're indicating, but the controlls are just below that "insertable" portion

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I feel like there's a bit more than they're indicating, but the controlls are just below that "insertable" portion

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Hmmm…so the rest could be inserted anyway…?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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I was eyeing that at one point, but I have questions! Mainly: why aren’t the other 4.08 inches insertable?
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You know quite a few people who have them! Check out the Sex Toy Reviews thread

The lines are the the trusting section that expands and contracts. You can insert it but it gets kinda hard to clean cause of all the grooves.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Hmmm…so the rest could be inserted anyway…?

Ya, most of it anywsy

 

[Codeman93]

I feel like there's a bit more than they're indicating, but the controlls are just below that "insertable" portion

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Hmmm…so the rest could be inserted anyway…?

I feel like it could all be inserted and thrusted

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Exchange rejected.

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