Sex & Shenanigans

[LupineOne]

Ditto babe. Let’s go find some bill paying lawn mowing mofos and pay homage

Ahem.

 

[Dubinsky]

Oh baby. You are speaking my language. Nothing gets me hotter than a man doing what needs to be done. And because of that. He must be rewarded with my pussy. Which he knows how to handle

...I mean, I replumbed my kitchen sink last year...

Get those panties off, ladies!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Ditto babe. Let’s go find some bill paying lawn mowing mofos and pay homage

I'm not a cocky person, at least, I try not to be, but I recoil in fear at the thought of anyone seeing me naked. I won't even mow my own grass without a shirt on, even when I was in decent shape, never did it. This is just one I can't seem to get over the hurdle of.

I won’t mow my lawn with out a shirt either

That's the only way I mow my lawn. Titties out.

I was thinking this...

What kind of fertilizer do you all fuckers use?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What kind of fertilizer do you all fuckers use?

Bullshit. We have lots and lots of bullshit.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Forthcoming. When I’m home. And probably drunker.

I’ll beeeeebwaiiiiitttting

 

[Amanda330]

What kind of fertilizer do you all fuckers use?

Umm... The kind that you should use on a lawn?

I don't know. Lol. I don't use any?

 

[lavendersilk]

Welp. I finished it. And I'm glad I watched Hereditary first. This was a piece of cake. I will sleep just fine.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ahem.

Yeeeeaaah you crossed my mind wolfie

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

...I mean, I replumbed my kitchen sink last year...

Get those panties off, ladies!

They’re off

 

[Amanda330]

...I mean, I replumbed my kitchen sink last year...

Get those panties off, ladies!

I probably need to be replumbed. Could you help with that?

 

[dawn_of_night]

What kind of fertilizer do you all fuckers use?

Why is that important?
Are you selling?

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Bullshit. We have lots and lots of bullshit.

Have you tried corporate bullshit? It is something.

Umm... The kind that you should use on a lawn?

I don't know. Lol. I don't use any?

You should try the organic one.

 

[dawn_of_night]

...I mean, I replumbed my kitchen sink last year...

Get those panties off, ladies!

Uh. I can hang curtains and wash windows....

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Why is that important?
Are you selling?

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[Amanda330]

You should try the organic one.

What does this mean? Are you serious? It's this a joke and I'm not getting it? Lol...

Omg am I dumb?

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I probably need to be replumbed. Could you help with that?

These pipes are clean!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

What does this mean? Are you serious? It's this a joke and I'm not getting it? Lol...

Omg am I dumb?

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And no you're not dumb.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What does this mean? Are you serious? It's this a joke and I'm not getting it? Lol...

Omg am I dumb?

I don’t know. He’s either recommending a certain kind of miracle grow, or suggesting you shit in the yard

 

[dawn_of_night]

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Number 3.... I pick #3

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I don’t know. He’s either recommending a certain kind of miracle grow, or suggesting you shit in the yard

NMK... but might not look away...

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

NMK... but might not look away...

In all honesty. Chicken shit. That’s the best organic fertilizer

 

[Amanda330]

NMK... but might not look away...

Ewwwwwww

 

[MissLabelled]

I don’t know. He’s either recommending a certain kind of miracle grow, or suggesting you shit in the yard

Well on that note, it’s time for this “29” year old to get to bed.

Good night all

 

[Codeman93]

What kind of fertilizer do you all fuckers use?

Body parts…. Wait no stuff from lows

 

[Amanda330]

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And no you're not dumb.

Maybe fertilizer just makes for shitty jokes?