Sex & Shenanigans

You look great to us, you should see yourself much the same.

I was going to say that if you don't stop drinking, you won't notice the old makeup, then I realized I may sound like an alcoholic... which I'm not. 🤷🏻
I probably come across as an alcoholic here? Idk. I live with 2 alcoholics. And they are barely functional. Compared to them, I’m a virgin pina colada. Or something
 
Allow me to salute your shorts

I mean, close enough?

I wanted to both 😍 and 😂.
😍 because I'd be honored
😂 because I loved that show
Early 90s Nickelodeon was the best 🥰

I like to do the yes sir more than yes daddy... There are some guys who freak out about being called daddy
Pretty much everyone I’ve called Daddy has suggested it first. Those freakouts can totally kill the moment!
There have been a few times I’ve declined to call someone Daddy, because my actual dad was in the living room hanging out with my roommate 🤐 Don’t need them to overhear that 💀

Yes Sir is always better.
I’m sorry…I have so much trouble imagining anyone calling Mr Pony Play “Sir” 🤣😂🤣

Totally. Daddy is not for everyone. I think it’s hot but I guess it can’t all be about me.
I’ll never call anyone Master. I may come to heel for Sir with treats and I may get my way with Daddy, but I haven’t met anyone yet that makes me wanna call him master.
Except when I’m doing Igor role play
💯%, I don’t find the slave/master thing to be hot at all. No thank you!
 
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Welll… for one, they are usually men who have their shit together…. And they’re still virile. (If they can get it up) . It’s hot they can still breed
This so much. I do not want to deal with a man child. No offense, men... But there's something so fucking sexy about a man who just takes care of shit.

And fucks you sooo good. 🥵
 
This so much. I do not want to deal with a man child. No offense, men... But there's something so fucking sexy about a man who just takes care of shit.

And fucks you sooo good. 🥵
Oh baby. You are speaking my language. Nothing gets me hotter than a man doing what needs to be done. And because of that. He must be rewarded with my pussy. Which he knows how to handle
 
Oh baby. You are speaking my language. Nothing gets me hotter than a man doing what needs to be done. And because of that. He must be rewarded with my pussy. Which he knows how to handle
I think this goes both ways. Nothing worse than having to "parent" someone that should be your partner.
But someone who has their shit together and you have crazy chemistry with? Priceless.
 
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