Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Idk what happened to this post. I blame the booze, ambien and ibuprofen

Cheers

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why shit babe? If you haven’t gone grey yet but your in your 40s your just a sexy man

Officially in my 50’s. now

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The worst is when all your friends you grew up partying with

silver foxdom starts when you have some greys and know what to do with a woman. All I can say is welcome to the silver fox club

That's a check and check. I'll make brunch AND blow your back put. And also be classy as fuck about it.

Heyyyy

I was hoping you'd say that.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Shit.

Though my daughter did very recently admit to me that her high school friends called me a DILF and she hated it

This doesn’t surprise me. You are a total dilf. I remember wanting to fuck a few of my friends dads back in the day

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Officially in my 50’s. now

Dilver Fox

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

This doesn’t surprise me. You are a total dilf. I remember wanting to fuck a few of my friends dads back in the day

43-47 was indeed peak Monkey.

 

[Amanda330]

Oh baby. You are speaking my language. Nothing gets me hotter than a man doing what needs to be done. And because of that. He must be rewarded with my pussy. Which he knows how to handle

Yes. My pussy needs to reward that behavior....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

That's a check and check. I'll make brunch AND blow your back put. And also be classy as fuck about it.

I was hoping you'd say that.

I think I can blow my back out on my own it’s 75 % there already

 

[dawn_of_night]

Silver? Who you calling silver?

I mean, silver is sexy....
But aren't you like a gingery.....

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

43-47 was indeed peak Monkey.

I want pics and stories

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Yes. My pussy needs to reward that behavior....

Ditto babe. Let’s go find some bill paying lawn mowing mofos and pay homage

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I don't think you understand how absolutely terrified I was of my first post. I'm not sure I'll ever post again, either. I humbly appreciate those with the bravery, but my self consciousness is a hell of a hurdle.

Right…women nevvver feel self-conscious at all, ever

Can’t I just use what I learned fro game of thrones

I mean…I would
Also, for those who haven’t had the pleasure of hearing him, @Btq97 sounds like someone straight out of House Stark, and it DOES THINGS to me

Amen. I did it. It was silly, rather than trying to be super sexy, so I was able to do it. Not sure if I will make that leap again.

Want to know a little secret? We LOVE the silliness! Way more than physical beauty, even. If a guy can make us feel safe, loved, turned on AND laugh, we’re pretty much his forever

You have no issue, your body is your own to share or withhold as you choose. I just wanted remind you that the ladies here are big fans!

%!

 

[dawn_of_night]

My hair is brown and I choose to shave it all off.

Shit. I missed this... I digress

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Right…women nevvver feel self-conscious at all, ever

I'm not a cocky person, at least, I try not to be, but I recoil in fear at the thought of anyone seeing me naked. I won't even mow my own grass without a shirt on, even when I was in decent shape, never did it. This is just one I can't seem to get over the hurdle of.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Right…women nevvver feel self-conscious at all, ever


I mean…I would
Also, for those who haven’t had the pleasure of hearing him, @Btq97 sounds like someone straight out of House Stark, and it DOES THINGS to me


Want to know a little secret? We LOVE the silliness! Way more than physical beauty, even. If a guy can make us feel safe, loved, turned on AND laugh, we’re pretty much his forever


%!

Make this btq97 send me a vocaroo

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'm not a cocky person, at least, I try not to be, but I recoil in fear at the thought of anyone seeing me naked. I won't even mow my own grass without a shirt on, even when I was in decent shape, never did it. This is just one I can't seem to get over the hurdle of.

I won’t mow my lawn with out a shirt either

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I won’t mow my lawn with out a shirt either

You'd have more people excited for it than I would!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I want pics and stories

Forthcoming. When I’m home. And probably drunker.

 

[Amanda330]

I won’t mow my lawn with out a shirt either

That's the only way I mow my lawn. Titties out.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

That's the only way I mow my lawn. Titties out.

Is that how you get extra cookies from the neighbors at Christmas?

 

[dawn_of_night]

That's the only way I mow my lawn. Titties out.

I was thinking this...

 

[Amanda330]

Is that how you get extra cookies from the neighbors at Christmas?

That's how I get extra cocks... I can bake my own fucking cookies.

 

[__Nathan1968]

That's the only way I mow my lawn. Titties out.

I’d rake up your clippings.

 

[Amanda330]

I’d rake up your clippings.

Please do. I won't even ask you not to stare. Lol

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’d rake up your clippings.

Please do. I won't even ask you not to stare. Lol

I'll hold the bag open.
Teamwork makes the dream work.