Sex & Shenanigans

Same department 🤣
Also, you said, "Oorah." That's the Marines. Doesn't the Navy just say, "Yes Daddy!"
Wait, was I in the Navy? Is that why I have such a fondness for semen sea men? 🤔 Those Navy dress whites though…
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It's just more difficult for guys because y'all can't cum without making a mess. Whilst us ladies can often get there, and no one is the wiser, as long as we stay quiet...which can me a challengenge...
Both of those can be a challenge 🤭

My Oorah was accusation to your Jarhead status. Me, on a ship full of uniformed men in their prime? I wouldn't wimper "yes, daddy" even once!
I would 🫦

You sound like a total Californian. BUT, once you fuck up a disc, it’s always a fucking tapdance* to avoid it happening again. Good job on the Pilates. I wanna see you in yoga pants
Very true! I got a slipped disc in my 20s, and several times a year for about a decade, it would put me out of commission for 2-7 days at a time. It’s been much better in the last several years, but it still happens once or twice a year and I still have to be careful not to aggravate it
 
Strangely, I don’t find French to be sexy in bed. The words feel strange to me. But for you, je vais tout dire en français pour que tu continue et qu’on jouisse ensemble!

Translation? I got you ;)
I've told this before, but I in college there was a girl who loved the sound of French, but didn't speak it. I took a year of junior high French, and some of it stuck, and I would say complete nonsense or basic phrases. (I will also admit I spoke to her in Middle English, and she didn't know the difference. Thank you, Geoffrey Chaucer!) The first night I sealed the deal, as it were, I looked her deep into her eyes, brushed her hair back from her face, and slowly, gently said, "Essence sans plomb seulement, s'il vous plait."

Which is "unleaded fuel only, if you please." I picked that up pumping gas in high school.
 
So... Just curious. How many of the men here like their nipples being bitten or played with?

For me, I know it's a huge turn on but for men is it a yum or yuck and why? Please and thank you for your time.
No thanks. Triple yuck. My nipples are a non accessory. They’ve never been useful for any reason. Dude nipples are like appendixes.
 
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