Sex & Shenanigans

[lavendersilk]

But did they say it back?

They said something like, "I love you guys..."

And I said, "I love you too!!!"

...and I ran away.

 

[lavendersilk]

I told my boss that on the phone once. Good times.

Did you get a raise?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I felt pretty strong in my conviction that I wouldn’t do this (even stated as such to you and @SalaciousMonkey22) and yet, here we are lol

Here we are indeed, and all the better for it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Did you get a raise?

What sort of hussy do you take me for madam?

 

[BrendaBear]

Did you get a raise?

...or did something rise up?

 

[BrendaBear]

What sort of hussy do you take me for madam?

um.... a salacious one?

 

[vagrantx]

I felt pretty strong in my conviction that I wouldn’t do this (even stated as such to you and @SalaciousMonkey22) and yet, here we are lol

Right!?! Just a week ago I didn't even want to speak on here and now I've downloaded Audition and started playing with audio mixing and stuff. This thread is doing things to us! Next up; MissLabelled sings Diggy Diggy Hole

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m finally tackling the Dark Tower series. I’m pretty sure I read book 1 ages ago but I’m re-reading it anyway.

I couldn’t finish those books but I do have a picture of Idris Elba running around downtown L.A. from a night we went swing dancing and they were filming nearby

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's called tutoring now???

That’s how she explained the rulers. And the dunce caps.

 

[lavendersilk]

What sort of hussy do you take me for madam?

https://media1.giphy.com/media/iePIXjxFLGQA1o5Tki/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952482a0dgvqxzvybpzqnxhpqk5a1qv1b6fg1lr4dll&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[vagrantx]

I’m finally tackling the Dark Tower series. I’m pretty sure I read book 1 ages ago but I’m re-reading it anyway.

did-a-chick? dod-a-check? snip snip

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. The best opening line King ever wrote. Enjoy!!

 

[lavendersilk]

I couldn’t finish those books but I do have a picture of Idris Elba running around downtown L.A. from a night we went swing dancing and they were filming nearby

You went sWING DANCING WITH IDRIS ELBA??!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You went sWING DANCING WITH IDRIS ELBA??!!

Yes. Yes I did.

Wait. No. No I did not, much to my dismay. He was just running around the block where the swing dance hall was located in a leather duster.

 

[lavendersilk]

Yes. Yes I did.

Wait. No. No I did not, much to my dismay. He was just running around the block where the swing dance hall was located in a leather duster.

I am sooooo jelly.

 

[vagrantx]

So beautiful! You sang the clothes right off of me!!

Happy hump day!

@vagrantx
Please keep singing.

I put this in the "dedicate a song" thread, but it's friday so who knows what effect it'll have on @MissLabelled in S&S


https://vocaroo.com/1f3T8gadqpC2

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You got this Nebbles!
And you too, @Amanda330

Wolfieeeeeeeeee I need you

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Blowing and wet? Well that sounds like you're starting the day off right. Wait, are we talking about the same thing here?

I had to make it pervy

 

[LupineOne]

It’s a little breezy out in the woods!

 

[HarryHill]

I had to make it pervy

Good job Nebs!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

It’s a little breezy out in the woods!

At least you've got some sun. Had 3 power flickers here so far. Enjoy your prowl through the trees!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

My Gigli comment got me my first “angry” reaction from Kitty.
I apologize for being a comedic genius my antics and will never bring up that terrible movie again. Probably.

Do you forgive me? Look how sorry I am!

I missed your apology photo

No lies told

I have noticed and I’m sure you’ll only use your powers for you know…”good”.

Fuck. You’re so right!
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. Fake prints only of course.

Well yeah, of course fake, but still, aesthetically, only zebra is tolerable The rest just make me think Peggy Bundy

Wait, what?

Totally true! I forgot what it’s called, but apparently there’s a sex toy that has video games that can be played by exercising the pelvic floor muscles

I am your puppy on a string.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well yeah, of course fake, but still, aesthetically, only zebra is tolerable The rest just make me think Peggy Bundy

I'm not seeing the issue here?

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Totally true! I forgot what it’s called, but apparently there’s a sex toy that has video games that can be played by exercising the pelvic floor muscles

This calls for a demonstration. For science.

Also, need a male version. Not for science.

 

[lavendersilk]

It’s a little breezy out in the woods!

I like your human form.

 

[LupineOne]

Wolfieeeeeeeeee I need you

I’m always here. You got this shit, Nebbles!