Sex & Shenanigans

[__Nathan1968]

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It’s all fun and games until…

 

[UnquietDreams]

The part I sang was the only bit I knew from the song but I wanted to continue on that trend since you had sang the “friend in low places” part on the other thread. And it felt fitting after calling people on here friends

So I had to look up the lyrics of the part you sing here because I was like wow, does Garth really say that? And no, no he does not.

Did you just tell me to kiss your ass?!

I would never! I'm not your type, and that would be rude, and I love you too much to be rude. Well, rude like that...

There is the original version, on the album. (Be kind, it is 5 AM). But on his live album he says "And I asked myself, 'Garth, is that really how you would respond in that situation?' And said, 'No, no it is not,'" and sang the version I gave you. It became a standard at his live shows and it tickles me.

 

[MissLabelled]

It's an AI ad-bot. Checked the previous posts and they're the same inane bullshit about the same machine. I've reported it.

@crazychemgirl told us ChatGPT can’t do sexy lol

 

[UnquietDreams]

I was totally judging, but on the “margaritas”




Is it still gentlemanly if it’s like the 23rd time he offered his bed here?

Of course it is. I am nothing if not a gentleman. And I offer to sleep on the couch.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Is it still gentlemanly if it’s like the 23rd time he offered his bed here?

He's a consistent gentleman? That doesn't sound right.

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Exactly!

 

[Nicefella]

Is this a sales pitch?

He heard about your new toy and wanted to get all Glen Gary on you.

 

[Nicefella]

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'Cause I'm all sweet and innocent and shit like that.

I think I lost my virginity to myself to that Pepsi Ad.

 

[MissLabelled]

I would never! I'm not your type, and that would be rude, and I love you too much to be rude. Well, rude like that...

There is the original version, on the album. (Be kind, it is 5 AM). But on his live album he says "And I asked myself, 'Garth, is that really how you would respond in that situation?' And said, 'No, no it is not,'" and sang the version I gave you. It became a standard at his live shows and it tickles me.

Thank you for singing at 5am. But why are you awake at 5am!!

I see why he would choose the “kiss my ass” version, it certainly has a lot more punch than that “ivory tower” line lol.

(Also, I knew you weren’t being rude )

 

[MissLabelled]

He heard about your new toy and wanted to get all Glen Gary on you.

Wait, I bought a InstaPot the other day. Is that my new toy? A bit regressive ad-bot!

 

[Nicefella]

Wait, I bought a InstaPot the other day. Is that my new toy? A bit regressive ad-bot!

You are so fucking kinky. I gotta that see how you use that Instapot

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you for singing at 5am. But why are you awake at 5am!!

I see why he would choose the “kiss my ass” version, it certainly has a lot more punch than that “ivory tower” line lol.

(Also, I knew you weren’t being rude )

Because some people are worth getting out of bed for. And a lot of them are here in S&S. And I knew you knew.

 

[macster3951]

I see your point. But I'll also never think of Sesame Street when I think of Muppets

Agreed!

 

[AlpineFresco]

Agreed!

To me that's different 'cause I never saw the Muppet Show on tv until much later in life. I only knew the muppets from Sesame Street as a kid.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

How DARE?!? 13 Going on 30 is a gem. A GEM!

No lies told

Also…has anyone else noticed that when I casually mentioned I have a mild Santa kink, a photo of him in a Santa hat appeared? And when I suggested someone do a ghost dick with a Scooby Doo ending, he produced a ghost dick video with a Scooby Doo ending? And when I expressed a desire for @SalaciousMonkey22 to do the Ernie laugh and sing the rubber ducky song, @UnquietDreams did the Ernie laugh and sang the rubber ducky song? I’m gonna need some time while I decide how to best utilize my newfound power next

I have noticed and I’m sure you’ll only use your powers for you know…”good”.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dude. There’s more to @Tigobitties98 than just her spectacular tits. Have you forgotten she plays video games with her vagina?! Kegel Elves was right there!

Fuck. You’re so right!
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You don’t know this about me, but I dislike every animal print, except zebra, and even that is just…aesthetically tolerable. I prefer leopard, cheetah, tiger and giraffe prints to remain on leopards, cheetahs, tigers and giraffes

. Fake prints only of course.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@crazychemgirl you want in?

gooooooooood mornin’

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dude. There’s more to @Tigobitties98 than just her spectacular tits. Have you forgotten she plays video games with her vagina?!

Wait, what?

 

[LupineOne]

gooooooooood mornin’

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That would do the trick

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

To me that's different 'cause I never saw the Muppet Show on tv until much later in life. I only knew the muppets from Sesame Street as a kid.

What about The Muppet Christmas Carol?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What about The Muppet Christmas Carol?

Aka Greatest Muppet Movie and Greatest Christmas Carol?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

What about The Muppet Christmas Carol?

An annual tradition here! With Chinese food.

 

[AlpineFresco]

What about The Muppet Christmas Carol?

Didn't see it until I was an adult. I think we had Mickey's Christmas Carol on vhs, and as I got older I saw several other versions, but not the muppet one for a while after that.

I'm actually curious, since in my limited exposure it seems most Americans who grew up with the muppets reckon that version is the best (and it's good, but not my favourite, I like the Alastair Sim one) - am I an outlier here, or do other people who didn't grow up with the muppets not lean into that version quite so much?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Aka Greatest Muppet Movie and Greatest Christmas Carol?

An annual tradition here! With Chinese food.

Yes! And Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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FTR, I almost always wanna.

Wait what are we talking about here?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Didn't see it until I was an adult. I think we had Mickey's Christmas Carol on vhs, and as I got older I saw several other versions, but not the muppet one for a while after that.

I'm actually curious, since in my limited exposure it seems most Americans who grew up with the muppets reckon that version is the best (and it's good, but not my favourite, I like the Alastair Sim ) - am I an outlier here, or do other people who didn't grow up with the muppets not lean into that version quite so much?

You poor, underprivileged little child.

Yes, it's the best.