Sex & Shenanigans

[MissLabelled]

He did! We’re still very close

Calling Netflix now, I want this RomCom

 

[Bry1313]

I see your point. But I'll also never think of Sesame Street when I think of Muppets

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLUt7geE/

Muppet science

 

[AuntieDisco]

This is what this day is going to get soon.

https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdGJuaGs1and2c2M2cHpsMGFxajhqd3dvanVxdDZjODF0MGp0bXRmNiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NytT69eq5daYcGY5XX/giphy.gif

I’m going to need a nap before the concert. #oldladyprobs

Should I slide something into your PM for experimentation?

 

[Bry1313]

In the last 24 hours I posted myself singing, my face, and my tits. What else does it take to just make this work day end already?!

Does anyone have the magic potion? Please share, I’m so tired!

Son of a bitch I missed all of it

 

[dawn_of_night]

Happy Friday Fuckers.
Hope uta an amazing day for you all!

 

[MissLabelled]

Should I slide something into your PM for experimentation?

Always!

Son of a bitch I missed all of it

Just the face. The rest is still here, and there.

 

[Bry1313]

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Working on happy
Yes, it’s spring, outside is fab
I’ll stretch when I want
Ok, reading is good too
Can I text? Phone calls are so cringe
My Mind is quiet enough already, no meditating
Journal? That sounds like homework
Water is a delight
Good food is life
Wait, who isn’t breathing?
Learn something new also sounds like homework
Gratitude? I’m thankful for all of you, especially the naked ones
Chase the sun? Do you know how fast the earth rotates?
Dance? Ok, feels a bit awkward home alone
I’m terrible at magic tricks, clumsy fingers

 

[Bry1313]

Be prepared to have your inbox flooded with guys claiming to have a “magic potion” for you. They will be more than willing to share it with you.

You gotta watch out for creepers like that.

How recently did you PM her?

 

[Lord Pmann]

How recently did you PM her?

I don’t just offer my potion to anyone. It’s exclusive, like dodo bird semen.

I don’t hand out my potion like little hooker cards in Vegas.

 

[Bry1313]

I don’t just offer my potion to anyone. It’s exclusive, like dodo bird semen.

I don’t hand out my potion like little hooker cards in Vegas.

You definitely creepy PM’d her, got it.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You definitely creepy PM’d her, got it.

Well-played.

 

[Amanda330]

Working on happy
Yes, it’s spring, outside is fab
I’ll stretch when I want
Ok, reading is good too
Can I text? Phone calls are so cringe
My Mind is quiet enough already, no meditating
Journal? That sounds like homework
Water is a delight
Good food is life
Wait, who isn’t breathing?
Learn something new also sounds like homework
Gratitude? I’m thankful for all of you, especially the naked ones
Chase the sun? Do you know how fast the earth rotates?
Dance? Ok, feels a bit awkward home alone
I’m terrible at magic tricks, clumsy fingers

Agree with all of this except the phone call... With the right person phone calls are so much fun.

 

[MissLabelled]

I don’t just offer my potion to anyone. It’s exclusive, like dodo bird semen.

I don’t hand out my potion like little hooker cards in Vegas.

Narrator: His attempts at peddling his potion were rebuked by everyone.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry I can’t play with yall today … I’m reading Stephen King … hope you all stay naughty today.

 

[Bry1313]

Always!


Just the face. The rest is still here, and there.

I’m in such a good mood now

 

[Lord Pmann]

Narrator: His attempts at peddling his potion were rebuked by everyone.

“You are the only one who can confirm I didn’t peddle my potion to you,” he said in a squeaky, creepy voice.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Narrator: His attempts at peddling his potion were rebuked by everyone.

100% want to hear you deadpan say this

 

[Lord Pmann]

100% want to hear you deadpan say this

It needs to be Morgan Freeman style. Or David Attenborough.

 

[UnquietDreams]

That’s happened to me a few times, and the photo button has broken too. So frustrating!






How DARE?!? 13 Going on 30 is a gem. A GEM!




Also…has anyone else noticed that when I casually mentioned I have a mild Santa kink, a photo of him in a Santa hat appeared? And when I suggested someone do a ghost dick with a Scooby Doo ending, he produced a ghost dick video with a Scooby Doo ending? And when I expressed a desire for @SalaciousMonkey22 to do the Ernie laugh and sing the rubber ducky song, @UnquietDreams did the Ernie laugh and sang the rubber ducky song? I’m gonna need some time while I decide how to best utilize my newfound power next


If there’s anyone I believe this of, it’s you

I am your puppy on a string.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/cXZwVvvhNfsAAAAC/pay-attention-to-me-give-princess-attention.gif

*I don't know what this was from... but she's freakin' awesome!!!*

 

[BrendaBear]

It needs to be Morgan Freeman style. Or David Attenborough.

...or Helen Mirren

 

[Lord Pmann]

...or Helen Mirren

I would allow that. I mean, if a narrator is going to mock me, may it be done in the classiest of voices.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I would allow that. I mean, if a narrator is going to mock me, may it be done in the classiest of voices.

Dame Judy Dench

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dame Judy Dench

These are all great options. But I swear to god if it’s someone like Seth MacFarlane or someone lame, I’m sending you all an unsolicited bottle of magic potion.

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m in such a good mood now

That might change after you hear that Vocaroo!