Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

#Meth

I didn't know your narcotic sex toy pineapple company had branched out! Congrats on the new product line!

 

[MissLabelled]

There's some guy walking up and down our street right now, yelling at the top of his lungs. I can't tell if he's on the phone with someone or is just yelling into the abyss. It sounds like gibberish, but it might be words? I think he was a little too aggressive with himself with the cocaine dildo.

Is it Beck? He might just be working on new lyrics.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

She loves that too. Annnd it’s mutual

The feeling is mutual or you share a mutual twat. Are you two like those conjoined twins?

Fuck Your Pussies. But not I find out that they have a mutual twat, so it should be Fuck Your Pussy.

The feeling is mutual! Indie and I met and shared twat pics with in like 5 minutes.


But this whole being conjoined at the twat thing could be hot

That rumbling you all hear isn’t an earthquake, it’s a stampede of people rushing to line up to fuck both @Indie and @PlanetaryNebula via a single twat

 

[Amanda330]

:Joust:

I don't think it works...

:Cockpocket:

Also, no. What the hell lit?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Is it Beck? He might just be working on new lyrics.

Not for nothing, but Odelay nearly made my list of albums in this week's Top 5 thread. It didn't, though.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thank you for the insight.
Why do they have to call it the dark web. It sounds so mysterious and intriguing lol

Because it isn't indexed, so it is dark or invisible to a search engine like Google. Boring, but sexy sounding. Like me!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Not for nothing, but Odelay nearly made my list of albums in this week's Top 5 thread. It didn't, though.

I like his song Pay No Mind

 

[lavendersilk]

Not for nothing, but Odelay nearly made my list of albums in this week's Top 5 thread. It didn't, though.

There's a new Top 5??? I thought it was every Friday?

 

[MissLabelled]

Ok good night. I wanted to be in bed an hour ago. You're all bad influences!

 

[Wildbill0430]

The days that end in Y…

All of'em

 

[Whiskeyjack]

There's a new Top 5??? I thought it was every Friday?

That's what I thought. I guess Tuesday is close enough?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ok good night. I wanted to be in bed an hour ago. You're all bad influences!

Dont blame me. I’m a sweet innocent angel.
Good night!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Ok good night. I wanted to be in bed an hour ago. You're all bad influences!

Sweet dreams miss L

 

[UnquietDreams]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

Weirdest coffee syrup flavor as well.

 

[Amanda330]

Weirdest coffee syrup flavor as well.

Gross.

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's been a long day.
Tomorrow will be even longer.
Good night, folks!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

It can happen. Throw some Pop Rocks down there and smoosh together. Voila.

Are pop rocks sticky or something?

I don’t know. I just want to know what happens when two girls put Pop Rocks on their twats and rub their vaginas together.

Now I have to know. Like the dark corners of the internet. I wanna look behind the curtain

What happens when a pussy pops has been well-documented throughout the ages…

 

[Amanda330]

It's been a long day.
Tomorrow will be even longer.
Good night, folks!

Goodnight!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It's been a long day.
Tomorrow will be even longer.
Good night, folks!

Goodnight whiskers

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gross.

Exactly!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

This song was on repeat when I was like 11. Good throwback.

How. Old. Are. You?

Almost as old as I am! It was released around spring 1996, so I would have been 12

I need you to guess.

12?

1st:
2nd: that would mean he had Amish Paradise on repeat as recently as last year. Respect

I was one time. I’m 40 now.

As of yesterday, me too.

Me three! Actually, me first
A belated happy birthday to you though!
(Sorry, none of those are clickable LOL you’ve only been here a week and a half)

I used to be 40. Worst. Year. Ever.

I heat up some leftover trout in the microwave for dinner and 12 pages have been posted.

I hate it when people mention anything about weight. Fuck the fuck off.

I had dinner and came back 8 pages behind. Those extra 4 pages were your karma for microwaving FISH You’re getting off light because we like you, the punishment is usually burning in the special hell…not the one with the metal and orgies or @Bry1313 ’s capitalist towers either

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[MischiefMakerAlways]

Me three! Actually, me first
A belated happy birthday to you though! (Sorry, none of those are clickable LOL you’ve only been here a week and a half)

LoL I have been trained to now click every emoji
I'm the FNG (Fucking New Guy), so I expect nothing.
Just having people giving me well wishes and calling me "babes" (in a friendly way ) is more than enough.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Careful going too deep. Some people on there will try to sell you copies of Gigli!!

Dark web sounds scary

What is Gigli?

You don’t want to know

Well I for one like pineapple jalapeños and onions on my pizza. I think it’s pretty fucking kinky. You just may be sheltered.

YOU GO TOO FAR, SIR!

Can I google it without the feds busting down my door?

I'm gonna regret this, but I have to know now... damn curiosity.

Don’t do it!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

That’s it. I reported your ass to the higher ups for watching Jennifer Lopez do anything except sing.

You mean “except dancing or in Selena”? Because she’s a fucking terrible singer! I mean so am I, but I don’t make what she makes doing it

Anything can be a dildo once, if you're brave enough.

That’s just…not at all true! Anything over a certain girth just…won’t fit