Sex & Shenanigans

[Whiskeyjack]

Dildos can also go in bums, just saying

So can pineapples.
Doesn't mean it's a good idea.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Dildos can also go in bums, just saying

#PrisonPocket

 

[lavendersilk]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

https://voca.ro/13sfl0ET8pE3

 

[BrendaBear]

Don’t!!! The Fuck Boy Interpols will immediately cuff you!!!

Wait… some boy will want to cuff me?

Is he cute?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

So can pineapples.
Doesn't mean it's a good idea.

Anything can be a dildo once, if you're brave enough.

 

[MissLabelled]

Listen I can get you off.

So that was your angle!

 

[Nicefella]

Wait… some boy will want to cuff me?

Is he cute?

Only you @BrendaD woukd welcome the feds with come hither eyes.

 

[Amanda330]

Is it just me, or is that cocaine suspiciously dildo-shaped?
I don't want to tell any of you ladies how to conduct your business. Just watch out you don't OD.

Thank you for the warning... Who doesn't want a pussy full of cocaine though??? Lol

 

[LupineOne]

Wait… some boy will want to cuff me?

Is he cute?

I’m sure he is

 

[Nicefella]

So that was your angle!

I wasn’t going to help with the feds. Just an orgasm before they cart you away to Guantanamo

 

[MissLabelled]

You’ve been discussing a terrible j lo movie this whole time?

Hey, I was just warning you of the nefarious people that hang out on the darkweb. The shadiest of people

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I heat up some leftover trout in the microwave for dinner and 12 pages have been posted.

That wasn’t a challenge

I hate it when people mention anything about weight. Fuck the fuck off.

Fuck. Yeah.

 

[Nicefella]

Hey, I was just warning you of the nefarious people that hang out on the darkweb. The shadiest of people

Fucking J Lo. Scary.

 

[BrendaBear]

https://voca.ro/13sfl0ET8pE3

Such a pretty voice.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It's the least I could do?

I mean. No. Because it tastes great.

Well aren’t you a gentleman

 

[MindYaBitness]

Oh shit I missed this

Lucky you!

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well aren’t you a gentleman

At least I'm trying to help!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Careful going too deep. Some people on there will try to sell you copies of Gigli!!

I’m almost sad this ISN’T the worst euphemism for sex today.

 

[Nicefella]

I hate it when people mention anything about weight. Fuck the fuck off.

Welcome to my family barbecue. I usually want to say fuck you and your momma. But then I’d be talking abt my aunts

 

[BrendaBear]

Only you @BrendaD woukd welcome the feds with come hither eyes.

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pyqb28P3W5oAAAAd/i-am-innocent-maya-stern.gif

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’m almost sad this ISN’T the worst euphemism for sex today.

CCG wants an eye roll emoji, I want a facepalm one.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dildos can also go in bums, just saying

Coming this fall to a Barnes and Nobles near you.

 

[Amanda330]

Welcome to my family barbecue. I usually want to say fuck you and your momma. But then I’d be talking abt my aunts

Sometimes family needs to fuck the fuck off too... Just saying.

 

[lavendersilk]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hey, I was just warning you of the nefarious people that hang out on the darkweb. The shadiest of people

The things I was imagining as I hovered over the keyboard wondering if I should or not