Sex & Shenanigans

[Nicefella]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

What the fuckety fuck? Chlorine?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

I'd see a doctor if someone said my spunk tasted like chlorine.

 

[Amanda330]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

Umm... What?

 

[MissLabelled]

I’m almost sad this ISN’T the worst euphemism for sex today.

What was the worse?

Coming this fall to a Barnes and Nobles near you.

Pre-order now. There are pictures.

 

[Nicefella]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/pyqb28P3W5oAAAAd/i-am-innocent-maya-stern.gif

Shit I’d bring shiny cuffs

 

[MindYaBitness]

CCG wants an eye roll emoji, I want a facepalm one.

This Lit, we need a wink emoji & licking/biting lip flirt emoji

 

[lavendersilk]

I honestly didn't think it would be this controversial

 

[BrendaBear]

Sometimes family needs to fuck the fuck off too... Just saying.

Oh! You met my “family”?

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

This Lit, we need a wink emoji & licking/biting lip flirt emoji

Also true

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

The things I was imagining as I hovered over the keyboard wondering if I should or not

Look I know WHY my brain is in a book space, but that still doesn’t excuse me picturing the Dr. Suess book, “oh the things I’ve imagined”’

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes them!

It is actually pretty banal evil. And you have to know what you are looking and exactly where to get it. And you are more likey than not getting ripped off if you do think you find what you want. And the software, thanks to the redundant security measures, is so sllllloooooowwwww.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I honestly didn't think it would be this controversial

Wait. Were you in a pool or hot tub?

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

I don't want to tell you ladies how to conduct your business, but maybe don't suck dick underwater?

 

[Amanda330]

Oh! You met my “family”?

I've met mine, thank you.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What was the worse?

Nothing worse, it’s just not a euphemism for sex. Which is way worse.

Pre-order now. There are pictures.

The folio edition, with foldout pages .

 

[Nicefella]

I'd see a doctor if someone said my spunk tasted like chlorine.

Hello there @MischiefMakerAlways - this is the sperm bank. Thank you for your repeated and unsolicited donations. We would like to discuss your semen quality. There appears to be a bluish tinge. Have you worked at DuPont or Monsanto recently ??

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

This Lit, we need a wink emoji & licking/biting lip flirt emoji

You mean like the reaction options to posts?

 

[Amanda330]

I don't want to tell you ladies how to conduct your business, but maybe don't suck dick underwater?

Done it... Still didn't taste like chlorine.

 

[lavendersilk]

Wait. Were you in a pool or hot tub?

Sadly, no.

I don't want to tell you ladies how to conduct your business, but maybe don't suck dick underwater?

Not underwater either.

 

[Nicefella]

Done it... Still didn't taste like chlorine.

But she had water lung for a week b

 

[LupineOne]

Weirdest semen flavor? For me, chlorine.

Firstly: the fuck?
Second: now I know he can’t swim.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Hello there @MischiefMakerAlways - this is the sperm bank. Thank you for your repeated and unsolicited donations. We would like to discuss your semen quality. There appears to be a bluish tinge. Have you worked at DuPont or Monsanto recently ??

Nah, it's from my time inside Cheyenne Mountain. War Games didn't show the crazy shit.

 

[MissLabelled]

The things I was imagining as I hovered over the keyboard wondering if I should or not

I thought everyone had heard of that terrible movie and was initially being a smart ass.

Then just ran with it even I saw multiple people didn't know what it was

 

[MindYaBitness]

You mean like the reaction options to posts?

Yes, and, if I could also suggest a thumbs down and/or barfing emoji, as well!

 

[Amanda330]

But she had water lung for a week b

Am I breathing in his cock? Lol. You just have to shut your throat.