Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Omg same. I was just walking the dogs and made some pun about bees for them. I think they thought it was funny, but even if not- I did!

It is pretty important for the dogs to have a proper sense of humor. Seems like a natural... I mean, c'mon... haven't they ever seen their snouts? That's some funny stuff right there!

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Yes! Exactly. I use them for Cheetos, and my friends tease me, then go grab chopsticks.

^5!

OMG … the tentacle porn? Why is it so hot??

You forgot to tag @Indie

I’m not at all shy about being a D&D nerd. And that’s amongst the best outcomes!

Do you turn into a dragon too? Just curious.

For…reasons

My first campaign ended with me and another chick turning into dragons to fight a vampire

 

[SherlockianMan]

I make it back after a few days and people are dropping Sherlock gifs without me?!

 

[Mav Unlimited]

I'm sure there's many reasons.

Right?

Starting with my humility.

Yes. What is your secret of maintaining such humility amidst the fan following, ass worshiping, boob wizardry, and overall goddess like status?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

^5!


You forgot to tag @Indie




My first campaign ended with me and another chick turning into dragons to fight a vampire

I feel like 28.4% of all first campaigns end in the characters turning into a dragon.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

Couldn't have been that important, I wasn't invited

Who was I sliding my foot against then?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hmmmmmm interesting

Lucky girl....

 

[dawn_of_night]

Who was I sliding my foot against then?

Must have been your work wife

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like 28.4% of all first campaigns end in the characters turning into a dragon.

Fucking dragons.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Fucking dragons.

That’s how this whole conversation started!

 

[dawn_of_night]

I make it back after a few days and people are dropping Sherlock gifs without me?!

Dude. I was gone for 8 hours and I can't even catch up to real time.... Have a beer

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fucking dragons.

But fuck, toothless is my favorite

 

[SherlockianMan]

Dude. I was gone for 8 hours and I can't even catch up to real time.... Have a beer

Fair point

 

[dawn_of_night]

Fair point

I mean... You could try... But I think if we try hard enough we could find better things to do

 

[LupineOne]

Fuck me, I didn’t think I was this out of shape!

 

[Mr_bogey]

^5!


You forgot to tag @Indie




My first campaign ended with me and another chick turning into dragons to fight a vampire

Did you sleep well?

 

[UnquietDreams]

You kinda gave everyone your coordinates

No, I gave them to you. Anyone else read them, that's on them...

 

[Amanda330]

Good heavens. A girl leaves to take a pic and you're pages further...

 

[Mr_bogey]

Fucking dragons.

Who is fucking dragons?

 

[Mr_bogey]

Good heavens. A girl leaves to take a pic and you're pages further...

Welcome to shenanigans

 

[Amanda330]

Welcome to shenanigans

I'm aware, thanks.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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US toilets have smaller tanks "to save water." I knew a guy who made a small fortune smuggling Canadian toilets into the US.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It is pretty important for the dogs to have a proper sense of humor. Seems like a natural... I mean, c'mon... haven't they ever seen their snouts? That's some funny stuff right there!

They definitely do. Bella is a little more serious but she still chuckles at a good pun I think?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Who is fucking dragons?

Why are you …


What is …

Oh man.


I …


I just …



Fuck.

 

[dawn_of_night]

US toilets have smaller tanks "to save water." I knew a guy who made a small fortune snuggling Canadian toilets into the US.

Ummm...
Snuggling toilets???