Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Why am I singing Pie of the Tiger now? Feels so fat-shamy and yet so funny.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I just mean, we all have 2 arms.

Don’t we?


*please don’t be an amputee. Please don’t be an amputee

I am not an amputee. But no joke my sisters best friend in elementary school had a mom who was an exotic animal trainer and DID lose an arm to a tiger. Anyway, she won’t be feeding you Cheetos either way.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Why am I singing Pie of the Tiger now? Feels so fat-shamy and yet so funny.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m not an asshole.

You have an AV that says different...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, that’s a chip of a different color. Metaphorically. Sadly I think @Indie hand fed charcuterie schedule has me all booked up. But you can check with her re: cancellations.

At first I thought that said blocked up. Cuz cheese.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You have an AV that says different...

Bumhole.

Get it right

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/1mn6tFX8jaDS

Tuesday challenge in a voca

https://voca.ro/11Ff6UwwLF5G

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It's the pie of the tiger
It's the thrill of 1st bite
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known pie-slicer
Cuts his piece the night
And he's watching us all eat the pieeeeee of the tiger.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It's the pie of the tiger
It's the thrill of 1st bite
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known pie-slicer
Cuts his piece the night
And he's watching us all eat the pieeeeee of the tiger.

VOCA!!!!

 

[lavendersilk]

Why am I singing Pie of the Tiger now? Feels so fat-shamy and yet so funny.

Voca?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

At first I thought that said blocked up. Cuz cheese.

That’s why I’m feeding it all to you silly.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Voca?

Jinx

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://voca.ro/11Ff6UwwLF5G

All of that. I agree with all of that. Well, number two is great for you, but I really don't care that much to agree, so I agree with #3 twice as much.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

More so for his dad.

My dad was a goer. I bet he experimented at least once after the divorce. It was the 70’s man.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My dad was a goer. I bet he experimented at least once after the divorce. It was the 70’s man.

Oh, he was! Tell him I said "hi!"

 

[Bry1313]

https://voca.ro/11Ff6UwwLF5G

https://voca.ro/11rt7tbhHXwi

 

[lavendersilk]

It's the pie of the tiger
It's the thrill of 1st bite
Rising up to the challenge of Dutch Apple
And the last known pie-slicer
Cuts his pie piece off site
And we're all watching him eat the pieeeeee of the tiger.

FIFY

 

[vagrantx]

It's the pie of the tiger
It's the thrill of 1st bite
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known pie-slicer
Cuts his piece the night
And he's watching us all eat the pieeeeee of the tiger.

Sweden has an old recipe for cake called Tigerkaka, Tigercake

https://shared.cdn.smp.schibsted.com/v2/images/3610b316-4460-4747-ace7-076edc93b4cf?fit=crop&h=1426&w=1900&s=12c7f2965217805344aa23c64eca7b4c3ccf9185

 

[Bry1313]

Sweden has an old recipe for cake called Tigerkaka, Tigercake

https://shared.cdn.smp.schibsted.com/v2/images/3610b316-4460-4747-ace7-076edc93b4cf?fit=crop&h=1426&w=1900&s=12c7f2965217805344aa23c64eca7b4c3ccf9185

I want to go to there

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Here you go weirdos. Don't judge the off key high note, I'm having neck surgery in a few weeks for a reason

https://voca.ro/1fwtuMZ5hGgo

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

I was counting on you.

 

[Amanda330]

Sweden has an old recipe for cake called Tigerkaka, Tigercake

https://shared.cdn.smp.schibsted.com/v2/images/3610b316-4460-4747-ace7-076edc93b4cf?fit=crop&h=1426&w=1900&s=12c7f2965217805344aa23c64eca7b4c3ccf9185

Ok. I need to come visit you...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bumhole.

Get it right

Wait, I thought it was a moue?

 

[vagrantx]

Here you go weirdos. Don't judge the off key high note, I'm having neck surgery in a few weeks for a reason

https://voca.ro/1fwtuMZ5hGgo

You fucking rock!! Yaaaaas king!

I want to go to there

Ok. I need to come visit you...

Come to Sweden, sure, but don't expect me to bake! I can barely turn on the oven without blowing something up..

 

[UnquietDreams]

Come to Sweden, sure, but don't expect me to bake! I can barely turn on the oven without blowing something up..

Hell, I would come to watch you blow something up with the oven!