Sex & Shenanigans

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Look. I already apologized to @SalaciousMonkey22 AND you… yet you keep bringing it up.

I think he keeps bringing it up from all this sexy librarian talk.

 

[deft]

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They do when they’re zappin’ these bad boys!

 

[LupineOne]

I mean, I think I’d prefer a Doritos slave.

The question is, are you gonna lick my fingers clean, or are you leaving me with something, Master?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Awwww you’re adorable with that little moue.

Hey, man, only egotistical, pompous assholes use "moue."

God, I love that word...

 

[crazychemgirl]

The question is, are you gonna lick my fingers clean, or are you leaving me with something, Master?

Oh licking fingers clean is a definite requirement to be my Doritos slave.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Sorry, can’t with the Doritos.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hey, man, only egotistical, pompous assholes use "moue."

God, I love that word...

I’m not an asshole.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry, can’t with the Doritos.

It could be cheetos as well.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m not an asshole.

It’s bumhole …

We’re classy here.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Well, I have a horny toad...so...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Look. I already apologized to @SalaciousMonkey22 AND you… yet you keep bringing it up.

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[UnquietDreams]

OMG!!! That would be a whole new level of funny to me...

More so for his dad.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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INCONCEIVABLE

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It could be cheetos as well.

Well, that’s a chip of a different color. Metaphorically. Sadly I think @Indie hand fed charcuterie schedule has me all booked up. But you can check with her re: cancellations.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s bumhole …

We’re classy here.

I’m more a bunghole. It’s funnier.

 

[UnquietDreams]

if I'm playing The Cardigans in the background does that count? If so, all three...

Sorry, I meant all you have on is a bun, glasses, and "Lovefool..."

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, that’s a chip of a different color. Metaphorically. Sadly I think @Indie hand fed charcuterie schedule has me all booked up. But you can check with her re: cancellations.

I mean, I’m sure we could share you.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

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Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Chopsticks.

Yes! Exactly. I use them for Cheetos, and my friends tease me, then go grab chopsticks.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yes! Exactly. I use them for Cheetos, and my friends tease me, then go grab chopsticks.

Doritos Slave > Chopsticks

 

[LupineOne]

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I feel that

 

[vagrantx]

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...

Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I mean, I’m sure we could share you.

I don’t think she’s very good at that. But you know her better than I.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t think she’s very good at that. But you know her better than I.

I just mean, we all have 2 arms.

Don’t we?


*please don’t be an amputee. Please don’t be an amputee