🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

I nominate @ToPleaseHim for shutting down my scamming and revenge porn businesses in one fell swoop

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I nominate @ToPleaseHim for shutting down my scamming and revenge porn businesses in one fell swoop

All in the name of justice!

 

[AmberLGreen]

All in the name of justice!

We are going to have to get you a cape to go with that hammer

 

[Xerxes82]

I nominate @ToPleaseHim for shutting down my scamming and revenge porn businesses in one fell swoop

We're still making the porn though, right?

Right?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

We're still making the porn though, right?

Right?

100%

 

[Xerxes82]

100%

Woohoo!

Bought a penis enlarger for my feature film debut, and I'd hate to think I wasted my quatloos.

 

[InThe312]

To all my esteemed Litsters (you know who you are, it’s for sure not all of you)

with this mediocre honor comes little responsibility. I shall carry the standard without honor and can really only promise that I will help nominate the wanker.

I have a whole list of people who need thanks for supporting me on this endeavor. First, @StillRain for creating the honor and coming with me to get the Wanker of the Week trophy tattooed on my lower back.

@dickieglows for being my rock. For being the place I can express myself despite being banned for absolutely no reason. @ToPleaseHim will be nominated shortly for her indiscriminate use of the ban hammer.

@Wand3rlust, the panel of judge, you’re still competing for being the worst panel of judge, this was the only good decision you made this week.

I really hope this is a fresh trophy. I’m going to scrub it just in case. I plan on taking some guidance from Everything, Everywhere, All At Once.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well thanks for @InThe312 for finally bothering to show up making the wankiest of acceptance speeches, proving what an utter wanker he is and confirming the decision of the best panel of judge since the first one.

If you think you know someone who can out wanker that (it's difficult to imagine, I know) then get your nominations in.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Nominations so far:

@InThe312 – Nominated for judging the most excellent judge
@AmberLGreen – Nominated for not realising that nominating the most excellent judge was necessary to make @InThe312 feel better about themselves
@InThe312 – nominated for being a whiney arse like @Bry1313 and not realising the most excellent judge has a life off Lit
@Bry1313 – joint nomination for being a whiney arse – this is now a recurring standard nomination until the demise of these awards
@crazychemgirl – for reviving 20-year-old threads
@BigCk47 – for the PM he sent @ToPleaseHim
@StillRain – for not letting last week’s wanker do a speech
@ToPleaseHim – for shutting down @AmberLGreen ‘s scamming and revenge porn business – for shame!


Come on, you lot - you can do better than this?

 

[morelikeasong]

Nominating @Whiskeyjack for thinking it was ok to go rogue in the song challenge
And @__Nathan1968 for suggesting a prompt and then immediately posting a song that didn’t match it

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Nominating @Whiskeyjack for thinking it was ok to go rogue in the song challenge
And @__Nathan1968 for suggesting a prompt and then immediately posting a song that didn’t match it

 

[Wand3rlust]

So...

Is everyone on holiday? Or being on their best non-wanker behaviour?!

There must be wankers amongst you. Look around. They hide in plain sight....

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just as dull a pic as @LIDiver's...

Another C+

Nominated for being a curmudgeonly wanker.

 

[Saltfountain]

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Nominated for posting a dull as ditchwater pic on a creative thread.

Also nominated for being a snowflake when it was called out...

 

[Wand3rlust]

smash a bunch of flea market pottery with a club

Nominated for unnecessary violence against an inanimate object.

Chill, dude.

 

[Wand3rlust]

@lavendersilk has got the new week started wonderfully!

Why not try another theme this week?

Since she started it so gorgeously, let’s go with Ties.

Be creative. Use a tie to showcase your sexy side.

Nominated for assuming everyone has a tie.

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for assuming everyone has a tie.

I second this nomination. I burned all the ties in my household in celebration of my divorce. Now I feel like I can't get naked in the chaos thread.

 

[Wriggle]

Nomination for @Amanda330 for making up bullshit excuses for not getting naked, because there is only one type of tie apparently.

 

[lingus60]

Thirded; binned the ties when I got off the rat race wheel

 

[Amanda330]

Nomination for @Amanda330 for making up bullshit excuses for not getting naked, because there is only one type of tie apparently.

I get naked all the time. I'm sure you're aware... Nominated for not giving credit where it's due.

Mate.

 

[Wriggle]

I get naked all the time. I'm sure you're aware... Nominated for not giving credit where it's due.

Mate.

Nomination for a second time, because I always give you a thumbs up reaction to your nudes, so you nomination is libelous.

Mate....

 

[vagrantx]

Nomination for a second time, because I always give you a thumbs up reaction to your nudes, so you nomination is libelous.

Mate....

Nominated for thinking a plain thumbs up is an appropriate reaction to @Amanda330 's absolute fire.

am I doing this right?

 

[Amanda330]

Nominated for thinking a plain thumbs up is an appropriate reaction to @Amanda330 's absolute fire.

am I doing this right?

Yes and I love you for it.

Nominating @Wriggle again for just a thumbs up. I deserve at least a love. Ungrateful wanker wanking over my boobs...

 

[Wriggle]

Nominated for thinking a plain thumbs up is an appropriate reaction to @Amanda330 's absolute fire.

am I doing this right?

Nomination for @vagrantx for blatantly fishing for a nomination.

 

[vagrantx]

Nomination for @vagrantx for blatantly fishing for a nomination.

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